What if.......

[delet]

I'd be practicing some major appeasement right now.

What if cheesenips came with special sauce?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

We would be very sick right now, but we would love it

What if cows were black with white blotches?

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Then.......nothing would change.

What if the Mudkip Legion never existed?

 

[delet]

We would have no one to hear we lieked! The horror!

What if pizza never existed?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

More breadsticks would be ordered

What if Onions made you laugh?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then I would order them on my burgers more often

What if could dance if we want to?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then we could leave your friends behind
Then you're gonna die [sub][small][sub]Bloody ninja[/sub][/small][/sub]

what if we could go where we wanted to?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then I would tell you to stop the Safety Dance

What if I had not stopped it

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then we could go to a place they would never find

What if this joke got old?

 

[Baby Eater]

Then I would bomb Canada.

What if California broke off of the US and drifted away?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would do a little dance and then wonder how

What if we didn't have shoulders?

 

[Baby Eater]

Napoleon would of been a very angry short bugger.

What if we combined a waffle and a pancake?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then all would be right in the world

What if George W. bush had a beard?

 

[Baby Eater]

He still would be a horrible president

What if Michael Atkinson met Jack Thompson?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then they would shake hands

What if my answer was better?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then the world as we know it would end!

What if you had the power to rewind time?

 

[oppp7]

I'd own everything.
What if you could fly?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then I'd think I could touch the sky?

What if the future is just modern day?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then I would have to think harder to understand the clock

What if All polish people had night vision?