What if.......

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then we would have officially reached god hood.
What if you were Knives?

 

[delet]

I would easily be able to hug people to death.

What if everyone's blood turned into chocolate?

 

[ultrachicken]

Corpses would be delicious

What if cars could fly?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I do believe Willy Wonka would of been a much darker movie.
Then I would crash into an Airplane

What if You could make people burst into flames by poking yourself in the eye?

 

[delet]

People would stay relatively un-flamed. I like my eye un-poked.

What if Lamp shades were hats, and hats were lamp shades?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then my room would be dark.
What if I wasn't scared of the dark?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then I would have to make you scared

what if I had been Ninja'd?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then we would all be pissed.
What if you were god?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then it would rain Video games and Vodka

What if I was President of Canadia?

 

[delet]

I would demand your first act to be to make 'Canadia' the official name of the place.

What if Flaming Hot Cheetos ceased to be produced?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then I would find Canada worth visiting.
What if hell says hello?

 

[oppp7]

Then I start a war with it.
What if I was President of Mexico?

 

[j1-2themax]

Then item number one on your list would be keeping your people in Mexico.

What if God was one of us?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then he would be one of the staff members.

What if Twitter took over google?

 

[delet]

The inevitable robot take over would be averted, but we'd all attain an amazing level of stupidity.

What if I were an octopus?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then I would kill you and have your tentacles prepared for food

What if post counts didn't give titles?

 

[delet]

We'd see a decrease in the amount of people who frequent this part of the forum.

What if everyone's TV grew mouths and tried to eat everyone?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Massive freak out followed by jumping through window

What if everyone had a Tv for a head?

 

[S.R.S.]

Porn would be the most watched channel.

What if the next thing you ate was poisoned?

 

[delet]

I'd eat it like the manly man I am (And probably survive!)

What if it rained pickles and bananas?