What if.......

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then life would be sweet

What if we all had thumbs on our chins?

 

[oppp7]

We would all be closer to Chuck Norris.
What if the world was flat?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then Australia would fail to exist.

What if Youtube payed you to watch videos

 

[oppp7]

Then I would watch more Youtube poops.
What if computers ran on coal?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Say good buy to 4chan. They'd be too lazy to shovel coal to keep the site running

what if all the 4chaners came here?!?!

 

[oppp7]

Then it would be awesome.
What if fire was cold?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then freezer burn would have a whole new meaning

What if a Robotic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future attacked?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then we are done for

What if you turned into a cat for day?

 

[delet]

I would take action and rename that day "Caturday"

What if we no longer needed food to survive, but could eat the rays of the sun, like plants.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then we would all have terrible sunburn

What if the sun was made of cheese?

 

[delet]

The French would become the world's foremost authority on Space travel and then 'day-time' would cease to exist.

What if you could take your nose off at will?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then I would be the now deceased Micheal jackson

What if the moon landing was real?

 

[j1-2themax]

Then nothing would change.

What if Jack Thompson and Michael Atkinson got a clue?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then hell would be frozen over.

What if girlfriends came with instructions

 

[Deus Encarmine]

Then it would be a Bible size book, times three.

What if humans had no reproductive organs?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Well, damn. So much for carrying on the family name

what if you had a gun with 1 bullet in it

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I would somehow end up shooting my foot

What if guns were Bulletproof?

 

[j1-2themax]

Then I wouldn't shoot people's guns.

What if you had the power of teleportation?

 

[oppp7]

I'd find aliens.
What if you were an alien?