What if.......

[Urgh76]

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What if the Earth really was a cube?

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Then these guys will be pissed: http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

What if there was an animal that could crap chocolate?

 

[Urgh76]

They would become an endangered species

What if this thread actually got some replies?

 

[DuplicateValue]

Then it wouldn't be on the third page.

What if this bump was exactly what this game needed to get a tonne of replies?

 

[oppp7]

Then you would still get vanned.
What if I WAS FONE?

 

[DuplicateValue]

Then you, um..........what?

What if none of the rest of this sentence made any sefwrfgbvy4btbyhhggtwsmbutgvb?

 

[oppp7]

Then I would get kidnapped by Candlejack.
What if I was kidn

 

[DuplicateValue]

Then I'd have to track down Candlejack and resc

....

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then I'd miss Duplicate

What if we never find him

 

[oppp7]

Who cares?
What if I ate a giant pizza?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then I would make you run until you threw up

What if the run killed you

 

[Urgh76]

I would throw a party

what if Bender was 500 feet tall?

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Then he would accidentaly squish everybody, and the show would then suck.

What if I forgot to ask this question?

 

[Timotei]

Then this thread would en- OH SHIT!

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but what if I inscribe words on bullets?

 

[kijo98]

then it can kill me instead of breaking my bones

what if some people had a sense of humor?

 

[j1-2themax]

Then the others would be angry about all the jokes made at their expense.

What if midgets took over the world?

 

[Urgh76]

Havent they already?

Spoiler

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

What if they remade Legend of Zelda in First Person? what if the internet was free of trolls?

 

[kijo98]

they seem to be taking over

what if i was less bored and wouldnt have to be on this forum?

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Then you'd actually have a life.

What if the sky was really falling?

 

[j1-2themax]

Then we'd all die. But hey, no pressure.

What if we all carried a 2x4 all the time?