What if.......

[Heart of Darkness]

Then you might want to go wash your hands. And stop saying that after you, y'know, come out of private.

What if we didn't have double entendres?

 

[Daipire]

Then i'd have to tell you outright what i did with your mother

What if you found out your mother was going to destroy the world?

 

[Nikolaz72]

I would make a very powerfull character.

What if you found out that your dog is infact chuck-norris. And he just wiped out all the criminals in the world. And what if that Dog/Chucknorris got attacked by Kratos? And what if on the table that Kratos turned over on the way in there had a cake standing on it?

 

[Daipire]

I'd realise that even my adorable dog couldn't make chuck norris cool again. Then i'd sue Kratos for animal cruelty, following which, i'd notice that the last question is hella confusing.

What if chuck norris *was* cool again?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

He'd Roundhouse Kick Cool in the face to ensure that he will be cool for eternity.

What if you were Chuck Norris?

 

[kijo98]

Than no one would make fun of me

what if Michael Jackson was alive?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He'd sing some more.

What if Chuck Norris is really Jack Churchill?

 

[Argtee]

Then Jack Churchill is really Chuck Norris.

What if Blueberry Muffins never existed?

 

[hopeneverdies]

We would still have lots of other flavors.

What if Youtube never existed?

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

Then the internet will be boring.

What if you can do the can-can?

 

[bgg1996]

Then I can do the can can, yes I can can...

What if th famous latino comedian, Brian Lopez's name was George Lopez?

 

[superbatranger]

Then..wait what? His name IS George Lopez.

What if sarcasm was accepted as a language?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My English teacher would only speak sarcasm.

What if the sky was a zombie?

 

[kijo98]

than brains would be rain
What if rock was better than rap?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Then everybody would wonder when the hell rap was better than rock.

What if heavy metal was a type of dragon?

 

[Scde2]

Then you will find a way to hate it like what you're doing now.

What if I was liked by all?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You wouldn't be emo.

What if Scde was not emo?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You'd abuse them.

What if I stole all your superpowers?

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I would have no choice but to find something else to abuse, like little kittens.
[sub][small]DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT pro-animal abuse, nor do I think it should be practiced. My post was a joke. I love all animals.[/small][/sub]

What if I didn't post things that could easily be taken in the wrong context?

 

[MellowFellow]

Then you wouldn't need small font.

What if everyone had superpowers?