What is everyones favorite Cave Johnson quote?
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Something about not worrying about volunteering to have mantis DNA injected into you. Instead, head on over to the station and grab a gun to practice fighting mantis men. You'll know when the training starts.
Something like that.
Something like that.
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected praying mantis DNA, I have some good news and some bad news: bad news is we've postponed these test indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men! Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line."
I like
"If you're allergic to peanuts, you may want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen they're going to have to invent a new kind of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there."
and
"CAVE JOHNSON here. FACT: The key to any successful cooperative test is trust. And as our data clearly shows, humans cannot be trusted. The solution: Robots! Then fire the guys who made those robots and build better robots. Then run those robots through a regimen of trust exercises. Creating a foundation of mutual respect, reinforced by the simulated bonds of artificial friendship. Inspiring stuff. And finally, we put that trust to the test. BAM! Robots gave us six extra seconds of cooperation. Good job, robots. Cave Johnson. We're done here."
-that second one was from a commercial
"If you're allergic to peanuts, you may want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen they're going to have to invent a new kind of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there."
and
"CAVE JOHNSON here. FACT: The key to any successful cooperative test is trust. And as our data clearly shows, humans cannot be trusted. The solution: Robots! Then fire the guys who made those robots and build better robots. Then run those robots through a regimen of trust exercises. Creating a foundation of mutual respect, reinforced by the simulated bonds of artificial friendship. Inspiring stuff. And finally, we put that trust to the test. BAM! Robots gave us six extra seconds of cooperation. Good job, robots. Cave Johnson. We're done here."
-that second one was from a commercial
"Cave Johnson here, the boys in the lab wanted me to let you know that in your head, you're reading this in my voice. We're done here."
Not an offical quote, but still the best use of CJ ever,
Not an offical quote, but still the best use of CJ ever,
