What is in that freekin' briefcase?!

[Julianking93]

What's TF2?

Should I know that?

About Team Fortress 2? Yes, you probably should.

[small]Let me guess, next thing you're gonna tell me is that you don't know about Quake and Unreal Tournament either.[/small]

Ah, I just didn't know what the abbreviation was for considering this is in the Off topic section rather then the gaming section.

And I've never played those either.

I'm strictly single player. I've told everyone this before.

oh jeez i might have made a mistake then. should this have been in gaming section? it felt kind of off topic considering it had to do with an overlooked part of the game.

If it has to do with a game, then yes, but no harm done. Everyone seems to know what you're talking about but me, so it's cool

 

[Souplex]

The scout's accent is more Brooklyn than Bronx. According to Valve though; he's from Boston, which explains his personality.

 

[maninahat]

Pictures of the scout's mother!

 

[Cinnonym]

Turkish Delight.

mmmm.... turkish delight *salivates*

See!?!

 

[ribonuge]

It is a nefarious plan by the overlord(lady?) to make Red and Blu fight to the death. You know the commentator? She is ever watchful and devising new schemes in order to pit them against each other. She must have promised each member of the two teams that something would be in the briefcase. The Heavy would have been promised the greatest Sandvich in existence, and the Demoman some of the finest ale in the land, so on so forth. Their small minded brains are yet to comprehend that there is nothing in the briefcase, it is a lie!

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Probably the same thing Marsellus Wallace wants.

I'm guessing that you, like me, were drawn to this thread thinking it was about Pulp Fiction.

That may have been a factor...

Like the 'Jack's Tattoo' thread that people visited because they thought it was about Mass Effect 2.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Turkish Delight.

mmmm.... turkish delight *salivates*

See!?!

this made me lol... alot... for no reason....

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Probably the same thing Marsellus Wallace wants.

I'm guessing that you, like me, were drawn to this thread thinking it was about Pulp Fiction.

That may have been a factor...

Like the 'Jack's Tattoo' thread that people visited because they thought it was about Mass Effect 2.

I didn't know there was a character in the game named Jack hahaha

 

[Daemascus]

The Cake. Its not a lie its just well hidden.

 

[Twilight_guy]

A picture of Gordon Freeman and G-man having hot sweaty butt sex. That's why no one ever opens it, it's disgusting.

 

[S.R.S.]

A picture of Gordon Freeman and G-man having hot sweaty butt sex. That's why no one ever opens it, it's disgusting.

Who the HELL took the photo? wait I don't wanna know.

Gabe's phone number.

 

[DJude]

I thought this was going to be a Pulp-Fiction thread... -.-'

 

[Cinnonym]

A picture of Gordon Freeman and G-man having hot sweaty butt sex. That's why no one ever opens it, it's disgusting.

Do want.

 

[Twilight_guy]

A picture of Gordon Freeman and G-man having hot sweaty butt sex. That's why no one ever opens it, it's disgusting.

Who the HELL took the photo? wait I don't wanna know.

Gabe's phone number.

You know that blind man who lives down the street? Yeah, the reasons he's blind is cause he had to gouge out his eyes with a rusty spoon after taking the photo. It's a real tragedy. If either BLU or RED gets control of that photo... just imagine the kind of destruction that could be wroth!

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Probably the same thing Marsellus Wallace wants.

I'm guessing that you, like me, were drawn to this thread thinking it was about Pulp Fiction.

OT:

Obviously cup cakes

You're not alone!

OT: Gold! Pancakes! Naughty pictures of the Scout's mother! We will never know...

 

[S.R.S.]

A picture of Gordon Freeman and G-man having hot sweaty butt sex. That's why no one ever opens it, it's disgusting.

Who the HELL took the photo? wait I don't wanna know.

Gabe's phone number.

You know that blind man who lives down the street? Yeah, the reasons he's blind is cause he had to gouge out his eyes with a rusty spoon after taking the photo. It's a real tragedy. If either BLU or RED gets control of that photo... just imagine the kind of destruction that could be wroth!

Demoman saw half the picture then?

 

[Wrann]

Saxton Hale's Ashes
And a copy of Episode 3

That's impossible saxton hale is to awesome to die.

My guess is that by the time they get it back to base nothing I mean have you seen how much paper fall out of it.

 

[Anticitizen_Two]

What could possibly be in the briefcase in TF2?!
What could make a scout from the bronx, a military rocket soldier, a flamethrower psychopath, a "black scottish cyclops", a soviet "heavy veapons guy", a brilliant texan engineer, a needle gun toting german medic, a sharpshooting aussie, and back-stabbing french spy all gather up arms and battle to the death over?
I mean, they call it the "Intelligence" but is it really worth it? there has to be something else. So tell me escapists, is there something else?
I say they hold the codes to finally shoot the rocket in dustbowl.
Or it could possibly contain the video for "Meet the Pyro"
EDIT: sorry guys, i messed up. the scout is from BOSTON. i will leave my mistake in its rightful place so you may gawk at my stupidity.

Whatever is in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

A smaller briefcase...