What is in that freekin' briefcase?!

[The Heik]

What could possibly be in the briefcase in TF2?!
What could make a scout from the bronx, a military rocket soldier, a flamethrower psychopath, a "black scottish cyclops", a soviet "heavy veapons guy", a brilliant texan engineer, a needle gun toting german medic, a sharpshooting aussie, and back-stabbing french spy all gather up arms and battle to the death over?
I mean, they call it the "Intelligence" but is it really worth it? there has to be something else. So tell me escapists, is there something else?
I say they hold the codes to finally shoot the rocket in dustbowl.
Or it could possibly contain the video for "Meet the Pyro"
EDIT: sorry guys, i messed up. the scout is from BOSTON. i will leave my mistake in its rightful place so you may gawk at my stupidity.

This

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Well the team are part of a company.
The real question is why the company wants it, the team is only doing their job.
Reliable Excavation Demolition is their emplyoer who wants the briefcase.
SOrry I am nitpicking but I do pay attention to detail.
Anyways I assume it is plans for the team it belongs too to steal the other teams breifcase

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It's the design document to Episode 3. that's why it's never getting made people keep stealing it

 

[Flack]

Duke Nukem Forever

 

[Buleet]

It contains gmans briefcase.we dont really know whats in gmans briefcase though.

 

[CounterAttack]

New theory: it contains field rations. One Sandvich and a can of Bonk! won't be able to sustain nine mercenaries for a long siege on the enemy base.

Either food or Portal 3.

 

[Spineyguy]

Weed.

Or possibly a second universe populated only by talking sombraros.

 

[Doodlebox]

Papers, of course.

They're really desperate for some at the office.

 

[I am Jack's profile]

Marcellus Wallace's soul

Which escaped out the hole through the back of his head which is now coverd by a band-aid.

OT
(to continue with the pulp fiction refrences)

It's just an orange Lightbulb

 

[RanD00M]

What's TF2?

Should I know that?

It's something that you would never play because it is purely online.

OT:The schematics on how to make the best tacos ever.

 

[Claymorez]

A note saying saying "haha can't believe you fell for the old switcheroo"

 

[Distorted Stu]

Its full of legopieces that noone could find when needed.

 

[Nitpicker of the Wastes]

The G-man is folded up inside. He's a contortionist in his spare time.

The Announcer is his wife, and she's wondering why he's late to dinner. Then she notices that his performing briefcases have been stolen.

She's using RED and BLU as a distraction so Gordon doesn't find the briefcase under the mistaken belief that it has Episode 3 in it.

 

[Gabanuka]

Godfather 3: good version

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Drugs. They're all addicts.

 

[Syl4r]

Another briefcase.