Furburt said:
I have to agree with Furburt on both his posts, I just did not feel that GTA4 lived up to the hype that absolutely everyone put on it. I mean, seriously, everyone was going around, giving it 10/10/10/10 scores, screaming "GAME OF DE YER!" and stuff, so I couldn't help but be sucked into the black hole of hype.
After the first few hours, yeah, it was pretty fun. But after a while everything just felt...
slow I guess the word would me. The cars didn't drive well, the gunplay wasn't very varied, the story just sort of truged along. I dunno, something was just off with it.
I'll go into greater detail here, keep in mind I'm just stating what's on my mind;
I played GTA:San Andreas a helluvah lot. It was fun, it was crazy, there were a wide assortment of weapons from a katana to a friggin' dildo. There were cheats, a lot of them, from big head mode to little gravity, to the citizens going crazy. GTA4 had none of what made the previous games great.
There were very little varieties in weapons. There was the pistol, the assault rifle, the sniper rifle, the shotgun, the RPG, basically the general stuff you get in a general shooter. The rest were just upgrades of them, nothing fun, nothing interesting. No katanas, no dildos, no anti-tank missiles, no brass-knuckles, just generic weapons with generic upgrades.
There were cheats, but they were dumb. The cheats basically just spawned generic cars or motorcycles or the occasional helicopter. There was no big-head mode, super jump ability, jet-packs, not even an invincibility or permanent no wanted star cheat. I mean, come on, you don't even get to fly a standard plane, just a slow-ass helicopter.
The story was interesting at first, but got very boring later on. At first, yeah, the characters were interesting enough. But it just seemed like Nico was going from place to place, taking orders from this guy, and then when he kills the guy, goes on to the next guy to take orders from. Nico himself was a friggin schizophrenic idiot who I didn't sympathize at all. One minute he's remenicing about how horrible the war was in his original country, having to slaughter children. The next he's doing a hit for a mob boss. The very next mission he's yelling at his gay friend who offered to go on a boat ride that "I'm trying to stay incognito!" Well if you were trying to do that, why the hell are you taking hits for the friggin' mob?!
Overall, I did have a little fun with GTA4 after a while, but I just got bored and gave up probably not even half-way through. It didn't have the same wackyness like the other GTA's, and while I don't mind realistic and mature games, if your franchise has lived in "wacky-town" for so long, it's a bit jarring to switch over to "realism-ville" abruptly.