What is the advice you would give to your 10 year old self?

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kaiser_what

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In few years later, your life is going to suck. The sooner you get this, the happier you'll be.
 

Zeraki

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-Watch Doctor Who

-Boomer Kuwanger is a Japanese stage beetle, I just saved you 13 years of confusion!

-Don't wait until you're almost 18 to finish your Eagle Scout project! I could have gotten all three palms!

-Oh, and you should be more careful with your pocket knives.

-Don't buy the Garmin GPS, it is useless.
 

Summerstorm

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Do your homework, you lazy pig!

Oh and that one girl... be nice to her, talk to her, invite her to your birthday parties... you will soon understand.
 
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Not to start smoking, and always listen to your mum, cuz even though she moaned like hell, she was pretty much always right (damn her)
 

Dr.Poisonfreak

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in a few weeks your friend will buy a pack of fags and offer you one, light it up and stick it in his eye, otherwise it will be the stupidest mistake of your life.
Also avoid the attention seeking ***** at the prom, she will try and get you arrested >_>
 

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"Don't, whatever you do, go outside in february in '08. You will almost die and have mental problems and hearing-problems for the rest of your life. Also, don't start writing that genereic story. Here, have this and start working on that. Don't fall in love with Lisa (Painfull) and hit anyone whe dares to glare at you."
 

Vern

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Life won't turn out like you think it will, start getting used to it now. You're not going to be an astronaut who kills martians with a flaming sword.
 

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When grandpa offers you that cig, don't take it. Your throat will itch like hell.

When dad grabs you by the shirt collar and holds you 3 stories above the piano, DON'T STRUGGLE. You'll rip right through your shirt.

See that small boy there? Be friends. He's gonna be a gang leader. Being friends means you'll get much needed protection later.

When you get attacked in grade 6, don't deflect that penknife with your arm! Use the hammer you're holding. And don't grab the damn blade, there's another penknife on the table.

Play Maplestory early. You'll get tons of cash once you start selling the accounts.

You see that girl right there? That one sitting in the front? No you don't, ignore her completely and you'll be fine.

Stop packing your bags! Mom and Dad aren't breaking up yet.
 

veloper

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start working on your physical condition
if you're strong and confident everything will fall into place.
 

-Orgasmatron-

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Stay away from girls called Emma.

Although I wouldn't take the advice so it would be pretty pointless.
 

RetiarySword

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I would say 'Don't go work in London, go to 6th form!'

Oh how I wish I went there.. Life is kinda harder now.
 

Biek

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I'd tell myself that no matter what hardship your gonna go through, you'll end up okay. And maybe make things less hard in those years by getting some exercise and standing up for your self. Then i'd teach my 10-year old self some dirty fighting tricks.