What is the advice you would give to your 10 year old self?

[ironmace2.0]

dont tell Poppy that you love her... she broke my heart

 

[DigitalSushi]

1) Safe the money you'll make in the next 6 years and invest it in Google
2) Never ever trust your father, epsecially not with the money you'll make in the next couple of years
3) Beat the shit out of a certain someone as soon as you get to know him

sounds harsh!

I would tell myself learn better grammar in all languages.

 

[DigitalSushi]

dont tell Poppy that you love her... she broke my heart

awww adorable, but then again, we are moulded by the worst of our relationships.

 

[FrostyV3]

I could write pages of how to avoid time paradoxes, but then going back in time is unrealistic enough...

No, there is no scientific law which says time travel is not possible. In face many of the laws support the theory.

The problems begin when you need the power to manipulate light, which takes unbelievable amounts of energy.
~Frosty.

 

[Specter_]

1) Safe the money you'll make in the next 6 years and invest it in Google
2) Never ever trust your father, epsecially not with the money you'll make in the next couple of years
3) Beat the shit out of a certain someone as soon as you get to know him

sounds harsh!

I would tell myself learn better grammar in all languages.

My teens weren't nice. Guess that's why I've become such a bastard in my late teens...

 

[Lord Kofun]

1 - "DO NOT put your finger into that thing. You'll know what I'm talking about when you get there."
2 - "DO NOT have sex with xxxxx (name removed for protection). It will burn later."
3 - "DO NOT play guitar first. Start with drums. Where I come from, video games have spawned thousands of imbeciles who THINK they can play guitar. You will blend in. There will be, however, a shortage of drummers."
4 - "DO NOT stop playing piano. Chicks LOVE piano players."
5 - "Skip the Gamecube. Go straight to Xbox."
6 - "No, Pokemon is not cool."
7 - "No, you are not gay. It turns out you like boobs more."

 

[WrongSprite]

Avoid Games-Workshop, theyre employees have evil psychic powers to convince you to spend $90 on 2 miniatures.

Did you fall for the Mumakil too? X[

 

[DigitalSushi]

I could write pages of how to avoid time paradoxes, but then going back in time is unrealistic enough...

No, there is no scientific law which says time travel is not possible. In face many of the laws support the theory.

The problems begin when you need the power to manipulate light, which takes unbelievable amounts of energy.
~Frosty.

Time is a man made invention, string theory and quantum mechanics only make sense when you take time out of the equation.

 

[Suppresedfire]

I could write pages of how to avoid time paradoxes, but then going back in time is unrealistic enough...

No, there is no scientific law which says time travel is not possible. In face many of the laws support the theory.

The problems begin when you need the power to manipulate light, which takes unbelievable amounts of energy.
~Frosty.

I was awaiting this post. I have already dispatched Stephen Hawking to your home address. There shall be no escape.

 

[bodyklok]

I'd tell hiim to kill himself. -I wouldn't say no to me- And then I'd cause a TIME PARADOX

 

[Flap Jack452]

I would tell him to use the search bar more often.

Boom Roasted!

 

[Fairee]

My one bit of advice would be to chillax. Espesh abut being unpopular. Aged ten, it wasn't an issue, but as I grew I gradually felt more and more alone, and ended up with no friends.

However, if I'd made an effort to get on with the kids from school, I wouldn't have met the coolest bunch of people who ever lived. I am, of course, referring to you guys, the Escapists!

 

[InProgress]

What I'd say to my 10 year old self would be: Snap out of it! And get that serious stick out of your arse! You may be good in school, but live a little. Also, act like a jester. It's great fun!

 

[Specter_]

2 - "DO NOT have sex with xxxxx (name removed for protection). It will burn later."

Or you could do the proper thing: "Use condoms"

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Your free ride in life is coming to an end. As soon as you hit 11 you're going to have to work for a future.

 

[dalek sec]

"When the time comes cut the green wire, just trust me on this."

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

"Listen here, you fat little fuck. Exercise. Seek physical training and condition your body. Got it? Good. Now, I'm going back to the future. If I don't arrive with the body of Michael Phelps, I'm going to come back. Believe me when I say that you don't want me to come back. I will tolerate celebrating my eleventh birthday with a broken leg if that's what it takes to get my point across. Get what I'm saying? Of course you don't, you little shit. EXERCISE OR I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE."

 

[FrostyV3]

I could write pages of how to avoid time paradoxes, but then going back in time is unrealistic enough...

No, there is no scientific law which says time travel is not possible. In face many of the laws support the theory.

The problems begin when you need the power to manipulate light, which takes unbelievable amounts of energy.
~Frosty.

I was awaiting this post. I have already dispatched Stephen Hawking to your home address. There shall be no escape.

Just as I was awaiting yours, and have dispatched Chuck Norris to your house.
Check...mmmmate
~Frosty.

 

[Lord Kofun]

2 - "DO NOT have sex with xxxxx (name removed for protection). It will burn later."

Or you could do the proper thing: "Use condoms"

Wow. Did everyone see what he did there? He used Sex Ed 101 on me! Oooooh, I just got burned!

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Dude, don't go for that one chick. She'll break your heart. And buy lots of Nintendo Stock.