What is the best line from a video game and or a movie you ever heard?

[GeneralViolence]

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide safe testing environments. In
dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always
provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid
it."
"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the
chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing
record. Followed by death. Good luck!"

Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"I'm ready. Got my insurance card and everything."
- Kanji, from Persona 4 before eating some *questionable* cooking.

 

[Retroshotv1]

"Wwuuut is good for brain, 'cause my one, is hurting." - Herman, Hogs of War

lol I reckon there are some nice sayings in hogs of war, my favourite is "Ready, willing and able sssir" cant remember the pig

"I want to be a pirate" or "Thats the second biggest monkey ive ever seen"
two of my favourite quotes

 

[marcjfarmer]

"You're not taking me to the cooler!" - Mr. Freeze, Batman & Robin

The rest of the movie may have made me want to tear my eyes and ears out, but that one line makes it worth it.

 

[OmegaGamer]

I love 'I'm a lead farmer ************!' from Tropic Thunder.

 

[theonlywildman]

"I Think i spilled some Mayonaisse on my pants, which is weird because i dont even eat the stuff", Algernon-Bully

 

[Hexadecimal]

avgn fans may recognize this.. i think it's a hilarious quote, even tho it's supposed to creep you out

Spoiler

Friday the 13th. Do I get a cookie?

Wait, wait, remembered something else:

Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. All of it.

Agreed.

 

[Lord Thodin]

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
-- Some guy in Equilibrium. Originally W.B. Yeats

 

[Duruznik]

"Now you see that evil wil always triumph, because good is DUM." -Dark Helmet from Space Balls. That movie rocked in so many ways.

 

[Saylek]

english mother f..... do you speak it! - movie i dont remember

 

[Dantes Alaska]

GARBAGE DAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33KmrZ1muXg

 

[SkylerRock]

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
-- Some guy in Equilibrium. Originally W.B. Yeats

Sean Bean says it first in Equilibrium.

"None of you seem to understand, I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!" - Rorschach, Watchmen (slow movie but that was a great line).

Or from the game world:
Guard: "Surrender, Fiend, and we will promise you an easy death!"
Kain: "I could promise you the same, but it would be a lie!"

From Legacy of Kain: Defiance.

 

[Bloodeye]

That epic speech King Theoden gives just before they charge the orcs in the 3rd Lord of the Rings.

 

[Steeveeo]

Halflife 2: Episode 2, the banter between Griggs and Sheckley is hilarious.

Griggs: "Sheckley."
Sheckley: "What?"
G: "Sheckley!"
S: "WHAT?"
G: "...forget it."

S: "Hey, you see a bug on me, how about you try to get it off next time."
G: "I didn't see it!"
S: "Yeah, oh sure, they're only, like, 5 feet tall!"

G: "Okay Freeman, be adaquate!"
S: "What the hell does that mean, anyway?"
G: "I dunno, it sounds like something the Vorts would say."

 

[Stein Inge]

"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players,* to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."

- Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett.
Not a movie or a game, I know, but still a great quote

 

[RIPHEAD911]

Would you kindly?


I'm sure everyone who played Bioshock knows what I mean.

 

[Ph33nix]

Back in Korea we piled shits like you six feet high and used you as sandbags-Clint Eastwood, Gran Toreno
now some video game ones Mass effect has some good ones

Kaiden:I'm Just not sure we can beat the reapers i mean they are giant sentient Machines they destroyed the prothians.
Shepard: Well we put a boot up the turrian's ass so i think we can take the reapers.
Kaiden: Yeah well I think we're gonna need a bigger boot.
he said that with a perfectly straight face and level tone it was great.

now for another one involving kaiden
(this conversation normally happens in two halfs i just combined them because it sounds better that way this happens if you walk into chora's den and then talk to Ashley first then Kaiden)
Ashley: A Million Billion miles away from where humanity started and we walk into a bar with men drooling a women shaking there asses
Kaiden: What? You don;t think there here for the food? I Have to say this place does have a some pretty nice views though...
Ashley: Hey LT put your tongue back in your mouth before you trip over it.

 

[Broady Brio]

M.Bison: OF COURSE! - Street Fighter movie.