What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

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Soap6

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captain awesome 12 said:
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I never trip, even when my shoe laces are untied.
If you were running really fast and there was a tripwire stretched in front of you that you didn't see would you trip over it?

By the way my super power is that I can point out why no one else actually has a valid super power or anything close to it. I'm cynical, ultra-cynical.
Well uh,.. What's the chance there's going to be a tripwire in front of me?
You just completely defeated me with that logic.
Huzzah!
 

Spleenbag

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Invisibility to Females is a passive effect on me, and I can cast Nerdic Knowledge, Speak Fake Olde English, Pretend To Have Telekinesis, Shut Down Conversation, Inopportune Boner, and Imagine Killing This Person Gruesomely at will.
 

captain awesome 12

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Soap6 said:
captain awesome 12 said:
Soap6 said:
captain awesome 12 said:
Soap6 said:
I never trip, even when my shoe laces are untied.
If you were running really fast and there was a tripwire stretched in front of you that you didn't see would you trip over it?

By the way my super power is that I can point out why no one else actually has a valid super power or anything close to it. I'm cynical, ultra-cynical.
Well uh,.. What's the chance there's going to be a tripwire in front of me?
You just completely defeated me with that logic.
Huzzah!
No wait! What if I stick my foot out when you walk past?
 

Soap6

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captain awesome 12 said:
Soap6 said:
captain awesome 12 said:
Soap6 said:
captain awesome 12 said:
Soap6 said:
I never trip, even when my shoe laces are untied.
If you were running really fast and there was a tripwire stretched in front of you that you didn't see would you trip over it?

By the way my super power is that I can point out why no one else actually has a valid super power or anything close to it. I'm cynical, ultra-cynical.
Well uh,.. What's the chance there's going to be a tripwire in front of me?
You just completely defeated me with that logic.
Huzzah!
No wait! What if I stick my foot out when you walk past?
Damn!
 

Enraged Fish

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PeterDawson said:
As a joke answer, it's the ability to constantly consume massive amounts of water and still end up dehydrated and thristy every five minutes.
diabetes is a super power?
 

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I am murphy's law man. If something bad could possible happen to me, then it probably will! I'm off to fight crime by standing next to bad guys and hoping they get caught in the crossfire of my bad luck. WOOSHHH!*bang**tree*.
 

MassiveGeek

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I know stuff. And I know them before they happen. If Im going out or so, I know exactly what to take with me. Also I know exactly when to put on my ghoul mask in Fallout 3. P: Well, I dont really have any BIG examples, but well, I sense stuff. My closest thing to super power. P:
 
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Super procrastination, that is what brought me here after all. Also Super girl magnet it sounds like boasting but they all treat me like a gay best friend like asking me about their hair n stuff can get kind of annoying.
 

Bofus Teefus

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I've got mad superpowers!

I can put bricks to sleep, bend aluminum foil with my bare hands, blind people with the glare of my spectacles, pet bunnies, scare children, and attract girls who are three times my own age and weight.

Non-sarcastically I can do some pretty mean calculations in my head.
 

Cpt. Red

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Im a very fast learner, I have good reflexes, unable to gain weight and the ability to answer my own questions(about something I don't remember or similar) just before someone answers.
For example, I am the one that studies the least in most of my classes and I'm still getting good grades(at times Im the best in the class).

Now for the weaknesses, unable to tell a story, one of the worst at trying to explain things to people(unless they get to know me then they can usually decode what Im saying).
Oh yhea and some friends of mine calls me the Math Oracle.
 

Looking For Alaska

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I procrastinate and act lazy on god-like levels.

Also, I've never studied once for a test in my life, but I still get good grades when I apply myself.
 

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actually I am mad good at pulling random cards that I want i play a alot of settlers of catan and alway make out great when taking cards because of the thief my best was a 1 out of 7 chanse and got it