What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

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lohac

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I'm likely able to hold an impromptu speech on a random subject without batting an eyelash. This also translates to being able to stay calm in most weird or alarming situations. I'm also basically immune to common illnesses.

The interesting thing is, though, that I have a habit of collecting small, useful junk whenever I happen upon it and use this junk surprisingly efficiently. The sole reason my mp3 player plays music from both earpieces of my headphones is a setup created with duct tape, a hair pin, a thick key and two rubber band. I guess you could call it minor McGyverism.
 

Archemetis

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Super-Obliviousness, in terms of the fact that i've spent the last 7 years apparently being a highly desirable male and I have yet to even notice.
 

chumpzilla_69

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My knees bend 45 degrees the wrong way, (and I'm a roughly 190 lbs Rugby prop forward) This freaks my friends out to no end, i can also put up to my elbows past my feet.

I also have incredible luck :)

oh and there the old High pain thresh-hold for mind numbing pain, yet any minor affliction will have me spazzing out for hours. This was proved to my freinds when I fractured 3 fingers in a rugby match, each twisted to an alarming degree and yelled at our coach when he took me off, I was back on the pitch in 15 mins :)
 

Megacherv

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In my Physics we were studying static electricity and how it can actual act like a magnet. We started rubbing polythene and perspex rods, balancing them on up-turned bowls and making them rotate on the bowl. It was like we had the force, it was awesome.

Tattaglia said:
Raziel_Likes_Souls said:
My parkour
You are automatically awesome, my friend. Never give up until you smash your face on a car and explode into little parkour-flavoured pieces. Preferably tasty nibbles, I have some guests coming over in a few minutes and I want to impress!
I second that, parkour is amazing
 

This-is-Hip-Hop

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The power of laughter,

I can make anyone withing talking distance laugh, whether it be by a witty word, or an embarrasing story from my younger years, or yesterday, depenending on the subject matter. Though this power's kyrptionite seems to be my writing style, since it always turns out dryer then the Dust Bowl.
 

Flap Jack452

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The top of my head has the ability to tell when its going to rain. Well thats an exaggeration, It can tell when it's already raining.
 

Abedeus

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EchetusXe said:
I can grow hair on my face.
We share a similarity.

I'm 17 and I can already grow a full beard and muttonchops.

I also have an awesome long-term memory. Mine short-term sucks, but otherwise I can learn very fast and I remember it for a long time, even if I do not want to.

Also, I have an excellent smell. I know if there's even a tiny bit of dust in the room, or a flower (any) and I also know when plants are blooming. Thanks to my alergy.

Flap Jack452 said:
The top of my head has the ability to tell when its going to rain. Well thats an exaggeration, It can tell when it's already raining.
Ah yes, the smell is impossible to mistake for something else.
 

The Black Adder

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I have the super ability to tell when people are full of shit. And guess what!? My bullshit sense is tingling out of control!
 

The Black Adder

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Abedeus said:
EchetusXe said:
I can grow hair on my face.
We share a similarity.

I'm 17 and I can already grow a full beard and muttonchops.

I also have an awesome long-term memory. Mine short-term sucks, but otherwise I can learn very fast and I remember it for a long time, even if I do not want to.

Also, I have an excellent smell. I know if there's even a tiny bit of dust in the room, or a flower (any) and I also know when plants are blooming. Thanks to my alergy.

Flap Jack452 said:
The top of my head has the ability to tell when its going to rain. Well thats an exaggeration, It can tell when it's already raining.
Ah yes, the smell is impossible to mistake for something else.
I had a beard when I was 13. My friends used to call me Captain Redbeard because my beard was red. I was the only 8th grader that had facial hair, and drank and smoked. A lot of people thought I was an old man because I have a really high hair line, and I used to spit and curse like one too.
 

Abedeus

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The Black Adder said:
Abedeus said:
EchetusXe said:
I can grow hair on my face.
We share a similarity.

I'm 17 and I can already grow a full beard and muttonchops.

I also have an awesome long-term memory. Mine short-term sucks, but otherwise I can learn very fast and I remember it for a long time, even if I do not want to.

Also, I have an excellent smell. I know if there's even a tiny bit of dust in the room, or a flower (any) and I also know when plants are blooming. Thanks to my alergy.

Flap Jack452 said:
The top of my head has the ability to tell when its going to rain. Well thats an exaggeration, It can tell when it's already raining.
Ah yes, the smell is impossible to mistake for something else.
I had a beard when I was 13.
Well duh, but I do not believe you had a FULL beard (on cheeks, too) and a moustache. Considering mine has started growing 6 months ago.
 

Blights

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I have the ability attract danger. If someone gets hit by a football, it's me.
OH NOES?! Someone was hit my a car?! Oh, its only Nathan.

>_>
 

Archemetis

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The Super Inability to have a serious discussion or argument.

I don't how I managed it but I am completely incapable keeping a serious discussion going with anyone, it just kills me to try.
I could yelling at someone, at the beginning seething with mutual anger and hatred, sometimes even to the point of wanting to hit them...
Give me half an hour with it and i'll have managed to alter the tone comepletely and we have to hold onto eachother to keep ourselves from rolling on the floor with laughter.

Really didn't come in handy a few days ago when my ex left me for some other guy...
God I just want to be consistantly angry...

What other ones do I have?

Eh, can't think of any more right now.
 

SmoothOperator

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Yesterday night I slept with two pretty girls, without having sex with either one.

Beat that.

Oh, and I am able to successfully ignore anything than can make it seem that I ain't right in an argument.
 

Parattchi

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Being able to borrow into someones head and find out what makes them tick. And I mean in a psychological, insightful way, not a Bot Fly or Sylar way.
The ability to create other people in my head that I can converse with to help solve problems.