What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

[Duck Sandwich]

I have the ability to uhhh..... walk fast (8km/h or 5mph). Ironically, I run slow.

The curse of natural charisma, I don't care much for people but they seem to constantly talk/ring/invite me to parties, though I guess its nice for getting what I want but its a tad annoying.

If you were a superhero, I'd probably be your arch-nemesis, because I have the exact opposite power of yours. I have the ability to leave MSN on in the morning, leave, and then come back to my computer at night without a single flashing orange bar at the bottom of my computer screen.

 

[wbf_shez]

Gaming prowess.

Aha.

 

[Kuweekee]

Well, I seem to be able to read out anyone's problem after meeting them just once for a short time, and I can always tell when a couple is going to last or not.

Other than that, i seem to be able to make lightbulbs burst with the power of thought... but that's only happened 3 times so far.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

No matter how little sleep I've had, I always wake up alert. I also get over any illness fairly quickly with nothing a bit of sleep and clean water. I haven't used it for evil yet possibly because there isn't a whole lot that it can do for anyone in a world that never sleeps and has a drug for everything, anyway.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Making everyone seem psychic by being predictable...

EDIT: also acute hearing and quiet walking style or maybe everyone else is just deaf?

 

[The Cheezy One]

I can cause awkward silences by saying anything

 

[naftali1]

I have ridiculously fast reflexes that have saved me from numerous injuries during bike crashes.

 

[Ignatius87]

I have the ability to remember, instantly recognize, and hum on demand any video game song I've ever heard.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I can cause awkward silences by saying anything

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...WOW! you're good at this!

 

[The Cheezy One]

I can cause awkward silences by saying anything

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...WOW! you're good at this!

ha and i bet you didnt believe me
unfortunately this forum will now collapse because no-one will answer except to make stupid comments
i know these things

 

[Cowabungaa]

A very sneaky walk.... or as I like to call it a stalk.

Same, for some reason people never hear me coming although I walk pretty fast. I'm also about 6'2", and about 180 pounds, and still I'm as sneaky as a little rat.

Apperantly I also come over as naturally trustworthy, hence why I walk around with a ton of secrets from various people, especially from girls. Sounds better then it is, because it always makes them feel as I'm the 'big brother they never had' or something like that...

Last but least there is also the, apperant, ability to not be hindered by injuries that much: I biked home with a fractured elbow, broken 2 knuckles when I hitted the wall and was never really hindered by it (hence why I never visisted the docter), they stitched up my knee once without sedation and I wasn't really bothered, I stomped the ground so hard once I think I sprained or bruised my ankle or something, I ended up limping for about 3 weeks and 5 minutes after I made a hole in my scalp I was bitching about the fact that I couldn't have apple juice. I do feel it, and sure it hurts like hell, but I just grunt and go on with whatever I was doing.

 

[Meta Like That]

A very sneaky walk.... or as I like to call it a stalk.

+1 Restraining Order Resistance.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

The ability to walk into a room and stand there for a full minute without anyone realising I'm there...

I also have very sensitive hearing and smell. Whenever someone uses the hoover or turns on the kitchen light in my house, I automatically say "TURNTHATFUCKINGNOISEOFF!".
It's called Sensory Defensiveness...

 

[KeyMaster45]

I can sense disturbances in the force without fail. On days when the poopie hits the proverbial fan, somehow or another I get a faint sense of "something is amiss".

Don't laugh, I really do think I have a "sh*t comming your way" sense.

 

[llewgriff]

I can knock people out by squeezing a vein in their neck. I've only tryed it once on my brother, needless to say I won't be trying it again. I thought I'd killed him lol.

 

[peduncle]

I have the super ability of predicting reactions and thoughts. My friend has the super ability of being a dick regardless of the situation.

HEY!

 

[mattttherman3]

The power to annoy my friends to the point of them striking me.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

Mine is being invisible to waiters.

In my head, I picture you in a restaurant being ignored and thinking to yourself 'Hey, this could make a cool superpower thread'


Anyway, for me it would have to be perception equivilant to that of someone who suffers from paranoia. I constantly notice slight sounds and movements and dart around looking for the source.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

I possess above average powers of persuasion, dexterity and wit. I have below average tolerance for stupidity, boredom and anything I classify as bullshit. None of that seems all that fantastical or anything.

 

[Crocky]

Intuition.