What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

[Andalusa]

Being invisible, making people feel realy bad about themselves with a single glance, super hearing!

 

[Fronken]

I have the ability to *without realising it* make women hate me and think im a douchebag by saying stuff that i thought sounded sweet and innocent but actually sounded the opposite.

That and i can make one of my bodyparts grow using only my mindpower.

 

[Sarcastic Chimp]

A very sneaky walk.... or as I like to call it a stalk.

Same, for some reason people never hear me coming although I walk pretty fast. I'm also about 6'2", and about 180 pounds, and still I'm as sneaky as a little rat.

Apperantly I also come over as naturally trustworthy, hence why I walk around with a ton of secrets from various people, especially from girls. Sounds better then it is, because it always makes them feel as I'm the 'big brother they never had' or something like that...

Last but least there is also the, apperant, ability to not be hindered by injuries that much: I biked home with a fractured elbow, broken 2 knuckles when I hitted the wall and was never really hindered by it (hence why I never visisted the docter), they stitched up my knee once without sedation and I wasn't really bothered, I stomped the ground so hard once I think I sprained or bruised my ankle or something, I ended up limping for about 3 weeks and 5 minutes after I made a hole in my scalp I was bitching about the fact that I couldn't have apple juice. I do feel it, and sure it hurts like hell, but I just grunt and go on with whatever I was doing.

I have the naturally trustworthy one. It sucks.
Another one I have is knowing what to say and when to say it. Combine that with being a natural liar and I have been able to get out of some stupid situations.
Chimp based powers: ability to throw my own shit and still seem cute, having "hand-feet" and being able to swing from trees with my tail. Suck on that humans, I have a tail.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

The ability to notice tiny things in dark corners(born from instantly scanning rooms for spiders as soon as I walk in), sensitivity to light, sounds and smells and super pain ignoring abilitys.
Also, babys and animals adore me, for some reason. I don't know why, I'd imagine a big hairy guy with a great booming voice would normally be quite terrifying to little 'uns.

 

[WheresMyCow]

I'm actually really good at improv magic. Like making things disappear and pulling coins out of people's ears and what-not. Not to brag or anything, but it's almost like a superpower.

That would be an awesome super power now that I think of it. Being able to just make stuff disappear.

 

[Mr Fatherland]

I can fit into a group very easily. If they were a group of un-intelligent thugs I could sink to their level easily. On the other hand, if there was a group of toffs, I could rise to their level and talk about classical music 'n shit.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Being completely invisible to the law (especially if im around non-white people)
Having everyone i meet love me even though they know that i dream of killing them in brutal sadistic fashions.
Having enough guns an ammo to start a small war and have no one question it.
Being emotionless.
Being able to completely control my erections.

 

[Mr. Pink]

Having really clever and witty thoughts that I can never articulate.

And here I thought I was the only one with this super power. I wish I didn't had it. Also terrible luck, if such thing exists. And somehow I can never remember names, of anything, mostly because I'm careless about most of the things around me.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

I'm like a Jedi when it comes to persuasion, I'm not even that charismatic, I'm just really good at talking people into stuff. I'm really observant too, from what I'm told.

My closest thing though has to be my immense muscles. I'm the only 15 year-old I know that can pull a Ford F-350. And my power of EXTREME APATHY!

 

[QuadrAlien]

The ability to attract girls while dressed as the Pyro from Team Fortress 2... Now if only I could manage it the rest of the time.

Also, the ability to sneak up on people completely by accident.

 

[Valthek]

I have the incredible power that allows me to shut down any conversation i don't like (and ones i like) within a few sentences. Now there's a super-power.

also, i can hurt people by throwing playing cards.

 

[Datalord]

CDO

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

The compulsion to murder people with very pointy rakes.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

mimicry

 

[Seydaman]

um..i can shoot you...oh wait

 

[Alleged_Alec]

My friends call me Dr. Apathy on a daily basis. That should count for something.

Oh, and I am able to hurt people both physically en mentally without knowing how I did it.

 

[the protaginist]

I have V.A.T.S. worthy aim. i've hit a Can off a fence from over 100 yards away. with a pistol.

I can be "Functionally Invisible." As in, i can turn my stealthiness on and off.

I can disrupt Radio Signals. I wave my hand over a radio, it goes from perfectly tuned to static.

thats about it.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Electropath(i don't know what the word is), i seriously get shocked by everything metal, my sink shocks me. Or maybe ninja cause i can sneak around for a 6' 4" guy

Women have a tendency not to hear me when I insult them.

I wish i was you...