What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

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Shadow Law

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I once touched my computer screen which then came up with the blue screen of death and a day later i touched my xbox and it came up with the red ring of death, I AM ELECTRIC DEATH FEAR ME ALL CPU'S
 

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Shadow Law said:
I once touched my computer screen which then came up with the blue screen of death and a day later i touched my xbox and it came up with the red ring of death, I AM ELECTRIC DEATH FEAR ME ALL CPU'S
You'll be our first line of defense in the robot apocalypse, TO SKYNET!!!
 

DaemonOfHavok

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I'm a ninja. The end.^-^

Really, though, I have some pretty swift reflexes and can follow people a few inches behind them and they won't notice. It's cool and weird at the same time, especially when I do it in Wal-Mart lol.
 

Shadowtek

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DaemonOfHavok said:
I'm a ninja. The end.^-^

Really, though, I have some pretty swift reflexes and can follow people a few inches behind them and they won't notice. It's cool and weird at the same time, especially when I do it in Wal-Mart lol.
i work at walmart, that would be so funny to see. sadly, very few in my area have the nerves to do it. it would be great to watch though. :)
 

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As a serious answer, my sure-footed feet. I can lose my balance easily while standing still, but when I'm jumping up or down a mountain I do just fine.

As a joke answer, it's the ability to constantly consume massive amounts of water and still end up dehydrated and thristy every five minutes.
 

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Raziel_Likes_Souls said:
My parkour
You are automatically awesome, my friend. Never give up until you smash your face on a car and explode into little parkour-flavoured pieces. Preferably tasty nibbles, I have some guests coming over in a few minutes and I want to impress!
 

DaemonOfHavok

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Shadowtek said:
DaemonOfHavok said:
I'm a ninja. The end.^-^

Really, though, I have some pretty swift reflexes and can follow people a few inches behind them and they won't notice. It's cool and weird at the same time, especially when I do it in Wal-Mart lol.
i work at walmart, that would be so funny to see. sadly, very few in my area have the nerves to do it. it would be great to watch though. :)
I usually do it to my friends or family(it'd be a bit weird shadowing a total stranger O.O). But, yeah, I haven't done it lately since I now work at the Dunkin Donuts in our local Wal-Mart and most of the associates know me now...thinking I'm crazy is one thing, KNOWING I am is another. ^-^
 

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Nothing has brought me anywhere close to death, so I must be invincible.

On a more serious note, this is slightly true. As a little baby, I crawled out of my crib and apparently landing smack on my head to the horror of my mother who walked into the room just at the right time to see me topple over the edge. I, according to what she told me about it, landed almost perfectly on the top of my head, hyper-extended my neck backwards, and toppled over crying. However, on arrival to the hospital, I was running around like nothing ever happened.

And no, to those of you about to make a "dropped on your head, must be retarded" joke, I am not. In fact, I am one of the smartest kids in my high school...although that's really not saying much at my school. :p
 

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being immune to injectible pain killers. Stitches and dental drillings are a *****.
I've gotten to a point where I'm becoming immune to morphine.
But it's just a really strange natural resistance.
 

Shadowtek

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I've gotten to a point where I'm becoming immune to morphine.
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that would kinda suck, "HEY DOC, more morphine please. Hey, on second thought, bring the hard stuff" lol yea, I can see how well that would go over. :p
 

Xan Krieger

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The ability to sense when my mother's 2002 Ford Focus is nearing the house. This never fails. She'll be coming home with groceries and I'll walk out to the driveway just as she reaches a corner at the end of the street. I think I can just hear from a distance the sound the engine makes and tell it apart from other car types.

Also, regeneration at times. I scraped the left side of my face off as a kid but have no scars. I also cut the tip off one of my fingers (past the back of the fingernail) and it regrew.
 

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Steeveeo said:
Nothing has brought me anywhere close to death, so I must be invincible.

On a more serious note, this is slightly true. As a little baby, I crawled out of my crib and apparently landing smack on my head to the horror of my mother who walked into the room just at the right time to see me topple over the edge. I, according to what she told me about it, landed almost perfectly on the top of my head, hyper-extended my neck backwards, and toppled over crying. However, on arrival to the hospital, I was running around like nothing ever happened.

And no, to those of you about to make a "dropped on your head, must be retarded" joke, I am not. In fact, I am one of the smartest kids in my high school...although that's really not saying much at my school. :p
indeed. i had fallen and split my head at least three times as a baby and i think it has made me smarter. buffalo theory and all that.

closest to super power eh. maybe when i punch someone as light as possible (rather light) and their entire arm goes black. or possibly my ability never to fall flat on my face and roll things out. unless diving in rugby.