What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

[Zetona]

Super intelligence, esp. conceptual thought.

Also, super ability to mentally take things out of context.

 

[oddball121]

the powere to notice that someones fly is open and then state it. i dont know why but i just do.

 

[ygetoff]

I can make nerds laugh, which turns then into my slaves.
It is an under-exploited source of labor, believe me.
And I can make up an excuse for anything.
But I suck at everything else.

 

[Lavi]

>.< I have a good nose... and you all STINK! STINKY HUMANS!

 

[blankedboy]

Ultra-balance while jumping over rocks etc.
Being able to easily adjust my body to temperatures.
Being able to easily adjust my eyes to darkness (not brightness though...)
Being utterly immune to sunburn (and I live directly under the hole in the Ozone)

 

[stokesy0101]

i have the abilty to break wooden blocks at least 4cm thick i have good reflexes also someone threw a pencil at me and i caught it before it hit me,i have great martial arts skill also i can hear peoples wispers also

 

[LifeSarcastic]

I can make incredibly stupid thoughts and statements seem witty and intelligent.

 

[ThreeWords]

Having never received anything worse than a black eye in my entire life, and unable to feel pain, I must also conclude to being invincible


In reality, I have an insanely low pain threshold that leaves me effectively immune to pain

Also, nightvision and irrational strength

 

[darthzew]

I can blow bubbles without any soap, I can roll my belly, and I can freak anyone out.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Vorpals]

Acute senses, to the point I can tell who's walking due to the sound of their footsteps.

Fast reflexes due to video games, but I'm horrible at sports.

I'm alright at understanding and reading people.

 

[Bernard_Black]

I can drink my own body weight in wine. This develops into a power to projectile vomit with amazing accuracy. I feel like i could fight crime.

 

[Anachronism]

My ability to be completely unnoticed by those around me. Seriously, it's close to being invisible.

That, and my ridiculously good memory.

 

[Fairee]

I have super-sensitive hearing. Although it means I have to have the sound really low to avoid headaches.

I can also move really quietly. So it seems like I suddenly appear or disappear.

 

[Vroboros00]

I've had many near-fatal accidents, trips, falls, hits, smashings.. but I've never broken a single bone in my body.

Adamantium Skeleton, lads.

 

[quack35]

I am invisible to attractive girls.

 

[gjkdioepppp]

nearly everytime i look at this guy he has a violent nosebleed.
and i dont like him.
so i must have the power to induce other peoples nosebleeds at will!

 

[irishstormtrooper]

I have the superpower of Indifference: I am not really shocked by anything anyone tells/shows me. I am also a Super-Cynic, which also helps my Indifference power, as I am not surprised by any bad things that happen to people caused by people.

 

[Aptspire]

I guess, feeling someone behind me/something coming in front with my eyes closed
also making someone ready for it fall in about 5 seconds

 

[Danny Ocean]

I have survived death!

Twice!!
[sup]No joke.[/sup]