What is the coolest way to die?

[ReservoirAngel]

Look at the Collector General's death in Mass Effect 2's end run.

Yeah, THAT! but while working for the good side, not just being a pawn to some great evil. I've always liked the idea of dying in a feiry explosion while working frantically on some kind of computer, preferably while trying to save the lives of friends/allies.

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

Seppuku...or if Tetsuya Nomura designed it. (It would be so pretty. ^_^)

 

[wildpeaks]

Something that involves the Moon, dinosaurs and cake. And lasers.

BECAUSE.

 

[wildpeaks]

By destroying the world with me,

We all want to destroy the world, but thing is what to do with what's left if earth afterwards ? There are always a few dummies surviving even a dinosaur versus daleks versus cybermen apolypse

 

[wildpeaks]

Death by tea cosy.

I would come back and haunt the world if I died like that. Give me my Charle Sheen death, damnit!

But just think how monumental a cock-up you'd have to make to die like that.

Still not cool though; you'd be laughed at until Armageddon if you died like that. XD

Exactly. The thread title is "What is the coolest way to die?" not "How would you like to die?".

...How the fuck is dying by tea cosy cool?

It's more the comedic and "how the fuck did you manage that" effect. Seriously, it's a lot more creative than most of the "crash into the sun on a rocket made out of bears in the shape of a penis" ideas I've seen.

...but a rocket made out of bears and crashing into the sun is a pretty damn good idea

 

[mcpop9]

at the end of the universe be there sitting on a lawn chair on the rim of a black hole watching the universe explode around you like its the fucking fourth of ju-ly. then right after its over think about how your the last person to die then get suck into the black hole taking the last sip of mountain dew, to ever be taken.

 

[DeadEy3]

Taking Batman & Chuck Norris down with you.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Surrounded by thousands of enemies, outnumbered and outmatched. Being shot, stabbed, and cut, and yet still fighting on through the pain. Fighting, knowing the end is at hand, but not caring. Limbs getting weaker, vision blurs, but still fighting. Fighting not to survive, but to make sure hell won't be empty when you get there. Killing all in your way, until finally your last breath escapes your body. And you hit the ground, still smiling.

Sorry, too much?

 

[dark_mist34]

being the awesome guy in the zombie survival party. You know the one who gets bitten just as the group is about to escape so he stays behind for a final stand to buy everyone else time to get away. then dies in a massive explosion taking out a lot of zombies with him.

 

[Raven_Operative]

wounded, leaning against the back wall of a bunker, watching as enemy troops slowly cut their way through the door. Then grabbing an LMG, and taking as many of them down with me as I could.


either that, or holding of some advancing army for just long enough for others to escape.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Motorcycle, off a high rise bridge, crashing into a ferry.

 

[escapistraptor]

I planned my suicide out a while ago, enjoy:

On a rollercoaster.
While fighting a crocodile.
Into an active volcano.

 

[Angus565]

sky diving into an active volcanoe
i call it "epic swan dive"

I like it, the only thing I would change would be that you are base-jumping off of the moon and after you land into the volcano, this happens

Spoiler: This

 

[jack583]

sky diving into an active volcanoe
i call it "epic swan dive"

I like it, the only thing I would change would be that you are base-jumping off of the moon and after you land into the volcano, this happens

Spoiler: This

well then you would burn up on re-entry before you even got near the volcano
how about i jump out of a rocket as it goes past the first layer of the atmostphere.
then have special freworks that simulate red lightning, sence it would be near impossible to time the stunt with the weater.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Probably already posted, but:

Between two nubile virgins, crushed by an elephant at the moment of ecstasy.

Bonus points if you survive dying.

 

[CAPTCHA]

Dying after having lived a long happy life in which you have made both physical and spiritual preperations for your passing.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

Bitten by Lestat and turning into a vampire.

 

[joshthor]

I already have my death plan. at the tender age of 90, me and a few of my buddies go on a crime spree. we collect a large amount of assault weapons. i will have dual p90s. we rob a bank. when the cops come, we take hostages (super hot chicks) and steal cop cars. we set traps in the week before, including a bomb that takes out a bridge on our escape route to the airport. we hijack a plane, and right before we fly it into a mcdonalds restaurant, we passionately make out with our hostages and then jump out of the plane with no parachutes. if we survive, we crawl to the nearest person and attempt to gnaw their legs off. the end.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Knowing that you'll come back to life moments later, once the nanites in your body have finished repairing you.