What is the coolest way to die?

[The_ModeRazor]

Willing yourself out of existence.

Beat that if you can.

 

[Ohhi]

Insulting Mr.Popo.

 

[Gudrests]

being killed by a jealous husband at 94......sounds better than dying at 100 to me

 

[Kjakings]

Willing yourself out of existence.

Beat that if you can.

Drug-fuelled sex heart attack?

 

[Riccan]

Fighting a bear/t-rex/cthulu as over nine thousand stars explode....IN SPACE.

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

Drown in lesbians. Get made into bacon.

I like this. This is good.
Gandalf vs. the Balrog. In that style. It's a pity I don't work for Eru Ilvatar, so no second chances for me.

 

[sgt. soap mctavish]

I've recently been perplexed by the question of how I'm going to die. I've come to the decision that I want to die in a very cool way that will make people remember the way I died or at least had some sort of impact on anyone who saw it, positive or neagtive. So now I'm on a mission, find the ultimate way to die!

My idea on how to die right now is as follows. I go to war and during a very large battle where we are tasked with taking an enemy stronghold or breaking through a line my entire squad is killed. I hide beyond a rock and shoot until I have no more bullets. Then when I run out I charge the enemy line with a sword and get pulled apart by minigun fire and for that split second before they kill they think "That guy had a sword!" and then the enemy surrenders because they thought I thought like the majority of my army.

Your turn!

all i can say is check out the penny arcade comic: paint the line part 3

 

[SimuLord]

die choking on the bra of a young and attractive lady during your 32 honey moon at the age of 97.
hah beat that !

OK, here goes.

Me in my fifties, my 18-year-old high school senior daughter brings over one of her friends. I fuck the friend and right as I'm reaching orgasm I suffer a massive heart attack and drop dead, but not before firing the Last Shot into the girl.

She gets pregnant. Of course she's so traumatized by what happened that she keeps the baby, giving that kid one hell of a story about the grandfather he never knew.

Beat that.

Same thing but while playing a guitar.

Nah, all you need is Johnny B. Goode and some good speakers.

 

[PixelKing]

die choking on the bra of a young and attractive lady during your 32 honey moon at the age of 97.
hah beat that !

OK, here goes.

Me in my fifties, my 18-year-old high school senior daughter brings over one of her friends. I fuck the friend and right as I'm reaching orgasm I suffer a massive heart attack and drop dead, but not before firing the Last Shot into the girl.

She gets pregnant. Of course she's so traumatized by what happened that she keeps the baby, giving that kid one hell of a story about the grandfather he never knew.

Beat that.

Same thing but while playing a guitar.

Nah, all you need is Johnny B. Goode and some good speakers.

Never heard of, Sorry

 

[TheEvilCheese]

Setting off the supernova bomb. By accident (how was I supposed to know the bowler was a robot in a costume?).

Or possibly

Spoiler

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[Soviet Steve]

Dropping into a giant tub of liquid nitrogen I should think. That or being killed by Jesus wielding a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning, which had tits and was on fire.

 

[SimuLord]

Same thing but while playing a guitar.

Nah, all you need is Johnny B. Goode and some good speakers.[/quote]

Never heard of, Sorry[/quote]

You've never heard Johnny B. Goode? Seriously?! Damn kids today...

 

[Odinson426]

being killed by an exploding universe that exploded because you had sex

 

[fix-the-spade]

Backwards, at 200 miles per hour, in a Swedish supercar, in a spectacular fireball with Led Zeppeling blasting out of the speakers.

St Peter would open the gates and salute you for that.

 

[TheAceTheOne]

I'd help GWAR blow up the sun. Don't ask questions as to how, but suffice to say, the resulting explosion would be very fatal.

 

[PixelKing]

Same thing but while playing a guitar.

Nah, all you need is Johnny B. Goode and some good speakers.

Never heard of, Sorry[/quote]

You've never heard Johnny B. Goode? Seriously?! Damn kids today...
[/quote]

That's us!

 

[MurderousToaster]

Saving an orphanage with two M60 machine guns in each hand firing at nameless terrorists with a cigar while being shagged by an incredibly beautiful woman.

And then you destroy the universe because it seems like a good idea.

 

[SimuLord]

Backwards, at 200 miles per hour, in a Swedish supercar, in a spectacular fireball with Led Zeppeling blasting out of the speakers.

St Peter would open the gates and salute you for that.

Not that he'd have a choice because the car would crash through the gates otherwise. You'd blow the halos off the angels.

But why waste a badass death like that on those prissy folks in Heaven? You come roaring into Hell like that and the Devil himself will give you a place at his side.

 

[Geminel]

I'd go out in epic irony. Track down Bil Laden, find the cave he's hiding in and storm it wearing an explosive vest.

"God thinks you're a fuck!" boom... Beat him at his own game.

 

[Droppa Deuce]

Standing atop a volcano with a guitar in hand and playing a solo so furious that it erupts beneath your feet.

This, but on worldwide live television/internet streams; the dozens of wireless amplifiers and cameras set in various helicopter's flying around the volcano's peak and the guitar player wearing black leather boots, leather pants, no vest and a leather trenchcoat (also some sweet Ray-Bans).