What is the Cruelest Thing You Have Ever Done?

[DesiPrinceX09]

Many cruel things have been done to me by prejiduce people and I never tolerate such people nor do I tolerate arrogant people, I knock em down a notch. I was born and raised in Africa as were many generations before me and we got various visitors who were arrogant, selfish Westerners. It was because of these people that I used to distrust Westerners (although my time in middle/high school here in USA didn't help either). So to make a series of long stories short: if any high and mighty whitey decided that he/she is superior to us for whatever stupid reason(s), then I made damn sure that they would regret messing with me and my family/friends

And for the record that phase of whitey hating is long gone.

 

[brunt32]

I've done loads and loads of stuff that I'm not proud of.
I cant even count the ammount of times i've destoryed relationships beteewn people just for my own entertainment.

 

[NotAPie]

Right now I am feel kinda pissed at myself because I'm usually a nice guy.
Just recently I got into a fight with some goth kid outside of a gamestop (Kept calling me a "little xbox fag" when I walked out with a xbox headset.) Normally I would have just walked away and flipped him off but I was already having a bad day.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I beat a guy into unconsciousness through a combination of nerve strikes, kicks to the face and kicks to the balls. And I used the death punch on him, luckily NOT stopping his heart, but knocking the wind out of him.

And why did I do that? He nicked my country eraser collection.

 

[Archon_Original]

most replies here are a bit too personal and not funny enough. hope this is more what the thread was aimed at discovering hahaha!

WARNING! Do not read if you have a weak stomach or are one of those annoying people who are easily offended by things which you voluntarily read past such warning signs! Contains refeerance to drinking, mild violence and a little too much bodily fluid!

hence forth me and friends will be refered to as "team evil".

A guy we dont really know that well, once turned up to one of our parties, he gets drunk and then decides to mill around the party groping and harrassing virtually all the girls then sinks his teeth in to one of our friends shoulders drawing quite a bit of blood....in his defense he said hes sorry its just cos he has been drinking whiskey...(honestly!)...he then drinks more until he falls unconcious on the sofa in the middle of the party(who now strongly dislike him..what an idiot!). team evil remove his socks shoes and treasured favourite hat, they are all soaked under the tap and placed in the freezer with his shoe laces placed in empty beer bottles also filled with water...the friend who we regard as being far too nice said this was not enough punishment for his crime of being a terrible person and demanded futher punishment should ensue! this is the nice guy saying it...we had to ablige....
so his treasured "limited edition" hat is removed once more and brought outside where 13 different guys urinated on it. another party go'er was wretching about to be sick. Quickly tongs were used to tactically position the hat to recieve the deposit. Unfortunately the wretcher then let his face drop in to it!.....AAAAWWWWW NOOOO! Thats nasty! poor chap haha! (we never told him soo shhh!) Far enough most would say, but heroically, one man wearing a marigold washing up glove carries the hat in to the trees where he drops trou and squats over it to deposit his meals of the day in the hat of mank! When done uses the marigolds to squeeze and squish the fluids and solids in to the hat and it is left out side for when the guy regained conciousness and left!

That scene involved lots of everyone elses laughter, his screaming teenage angst, whining, flailing of arms, punching of innocent cars, clinking of the frozen beer bottles he could not get his shoe laces back from and screaming of WHY!?!

 

[theSovietConnection]

Spoiler: I am spoilering this so people don't keep going there

Encyclopedia Dramatica. The Offended page. If I can find the picture of his reaction I'll post it.

 

[nofear220]

I dont recall doing any cruel things other than stupid little things like ripping kids off for rare pokemon cards when I was like 5 years old or something, lol. Seems mostly other peoples cruel things are directed to me nowadays in high school. I dont know weather its because my high school is full of trash talkers or that Im unlucky, or because most people Ive known for more than a year are close minded and think peoples personality cant change so they hold what I used to act like in grade 9 against me when I was simply just starting to find myself. Oh well, most of the new people Ive met this year like me, Im a nice guy so I dont think Ill be doing anything cruel to them.

 

[Om Nom Nom]

Accidentally stepped on someone's pet rabbit. A kid was standing there, tearing up, and said... "Pancakes?"

I laughed. Then felt REALLY rotten; the rabbit was dead.

[sub]Pancakes. *snrk*[/sub]

 

[mexicola]

Eh, shooting birds I guess. I was never intentionally cruel to other people. Maybe as I kid, but "kids can be cruel" so I have an excuse.

 

[theSovietConnection]

Encyclopedia Dramatica. The Offended page. If I can find the picture of his reaction I'll post it.

Why did I google that? Just.. Why?

Good god man, that's fucked up beyond belief.

So that's two horribly cruel things I've done then. Go me!

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I linked someone to /b/ saying it was funny kitty pictures.

At least it wasn't one of the porn sections

/b/ ISNT the porn section?
This is new to me.

 

[Quaxar]

Encyclopedia Dramatica. The Offended page. If I can find the picture of his reaction I'll post it.

Why did I google that? Just.. Why?

Good god man, that's fucked up beyond belief.

So that's two horribly cruel things I've done then. Go me!

I suppose you could make this three. Then again it was my very own decision as I already knew the first half of the page. Still I just went back and finished the thing... now I don't want to go to sleep again.
I guess I have a new cruelest thing, committed just now and done to me.

 

[Denamic]

I linked someone to lemonparty.org
It was so worth it.

(Don't look it up, btw. Seriously.)

 

[NeedAUserName]

I killed a man, just to watch him die

I stamped on a guys stomach during a rugby game (not particularly forcefully), but that was because he had been doing it to all of our players.

 

[El Poncho]

I linked someone to /b/ saying it was funny kitty pictures.

At least it wasn't one of the porn sections

/b/ ISNT the porn section?
This is new to me.

Yeah, imagine what is in the porn sectionS!

 

[DarkRyter]

I once punched a baby.

To be honest, that baby was being kind of a dick.

 

[Scde2]

Encyclopedia Dramatica. The Offended page. If I can find the picture of his reaction I'll post it.

Why did I google that? Just.. Why?

Good god man, that's fucked up beyond belief.

So that's two horribly cruel things I've done then. Go me!

Well add another to the list. *Uses eye bleach*

OT: I guess sending that link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica Offended page to a friend just now.

 

[Chicago Ted]

I slashed a chick's tires 2 years ago (she totally deserved it though).

*SNIPPED*

Was it a horrible thing to do? Yes it was. Do I feel guilty about it? Fuck no, ***** had it coming. No one fucks with me, not even in traffic.

I am quoting the hell out of that last bit.

I hacked a friend's account on Runescape once and stole some gear from him. It was mostly out of the guy acting like a total dick. I did feel horrible afterwards though, but the friend who was with me insisted on keeping the stuff. Didn't even get a profit in the end when he sold it, didn't even care.

Nothing else really comes to mind at the moment.