What is the Cruelest Thing You Have Ever Done?
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Rip the life preserver out of the hands of a little girl who could not swim without it. Well, technically, I was really young myself at the time and I had paddled too far out into the pool and did so because I was panicking. I still never quite forgave myself for that. I'm lucky an adult was there to scoop us up.
Another really stupid thing I did when I was too young to know any better: get a bunch of friends to gather outside my bedroom window so I could flash them in the nude. I think they, like, gathered their whole family there because they thought I was going to put on a show or something.
In either case, I think I was, like, 5-6 years old. Thinking about either event makes me want to put a gun to my head out of sheer shame over my youthful stupidity. (Of course, that would be pointless, as it wouldn't undo the damage, and naivety is somewhat forgivable in the grander scheme of things.)
Another really stupid thing I did when I was too young to know any better: get a bunch of friends to gather outside my bedroom window so I could flash them in the nude. I think they, like, gathered their whole family there because they thought I was going to put on a show or something.
In either case, I think I was, like, 5-6 years old. Thinking about either event makes me want to put a gun to my head out of sheer shame over my youthful stupidity. (Of course, that would be pointless, as it wouldn't undo the damage, and naivety is somewhat forgivable in the grander scheme of things.)
... I clicked on that link and all I can say is "wow". Joke or not, I can't believe someone made that. Truely strange beyond belief...Quaxar said:
probably hitting my best friend (not hard,let be known) over the course of a year and screwed a guys computer,knocking a nine-year old's permanent tooth out(I swear to god it was an accident!)and somehow teabagging a person that was sniping and couldn't see me
And here I was, feeling nice and sanctimonious, until you made me realise that I've done just that... Followed by a spectacularly awkward break-up, as I essentially explained that premise to her. So awkward that I got a phone call from her half an hour later as she asked me to confirm that we'd broken up. Not one of my prouder moments, I'll admit, and I handled the whole thing like a total dick. She'll barely speak to me now unless she has to, and I can't say I blame her.Quaxar said:
It's amazing how many times you can refer to someone as 'her' in a paragraph. Also, wow, it feels good to finally admit to myself how badly I handled that. Wait, no. Not good, exactly. Just... it's a relief in some ways.
I'm also inadvertently stringing a girl on at the moment, as I don't know how I feel about her, and don't want to repeat the above situation ever again...
i accidentally have killed six animals(well, technically three animals and three abortions). i did three abortions when i was looking in a birds nest at some eggs, let go of the branch i was hanging onto, and launched them. i killed a baby gerbil by getting it stepped on, i watched it die thirty minutes later after it screamed and it's eye popped out. i killed a mother gerbil by putting it into a plastic ball, putting it onto a toilet, it fell, broke it's spine, had it put to sleep. and my most recent killing was a deer. i was chasing it, and there was a cliff, and a fence by the cliff, and it jumped the fence, and went over the cliff, and the cliff was like 30 feet in the air so......i'm going to hell.
No you're not...those were all honest accidents. I'M going to hell for giggling when I read that you launched the bird eggs. That's so unbelievably cartoonish, it just tickled me. I feel bad for laughing though.klaynexas3 said:
I can't stop laughing...you bastard, you actually overwrote my anger at the cat torturer with random Japanese commercials!Stormz said:
OT: I can't really think of anything...lately I've been on the straight and narrow. Back in primary school I bullied a few kids, but I swiftly became the victim when I hit secondary school (highschool for you yanks), so I guess I got what I deserved.
Once I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
yeah that's probably the worst thing i have ever done
yeah that's probably the worst thing i have ever done
OK... Are you... alright? For want of a better word. Or do you just really hate cats?Undead Warfare said:
OT: My 4 year old sister has started telling me that going to uni for 2 months at a time is cruel. When a 4 year old bothers to learn the word cruel, just to apply it to you, you feel kind of bad...
me and my friends laugh about the deer off the cliff one, so while we may feel bad about it, we're still laughing. and accident or not doesn't change the fact that it happened, it just means i was stupid enough to get it to happen.Bakaferret said:No you're not...those were all honest accidents. I'M going to hell for giggling when I read that you launched the bird eggs. That's so unbelievably cartoonish, it just tickled me. I feel bad for laughing though.klaynexas3 said:
On top of your usual sloppiness, and walking around naked that roommates are famous for he was very stingy. The bastard frequently paid the rent late or skipped out on it altogether and got away with it by telling his best sob story. After manipulating the rest of the house into feeling sorry for him and pitching in to make up for his share, they would find expensive new items such as TVs, surround sound systems and video game consoles in his room. He hoarded items such as toilet paper and food, bought by others. He would constantly borrow other people's things without consent. I say borrow instead of steal because he would admit to taking said items and return them once he was caught. Once he borrowed my cousin's car, and ran a stop sign. A traffic camera caught him in the car, but since it wasn't his car the fines and offenses were on my cousin's record.
He was also a misogynist and homophobic pig. As your stereotypical macho douchebag, he was always afraid of trying something because it seemed "gay." Once I saw him flip out and punch someone just for making a gay joke on his behalf. He would make serious statements like "Having sex with an unconscious woman shouldn't be a crime as long as you use protection. Since she doesn't remember it's all fine since she has neither the physical or emotional trauma of rape." He would frequently refer to his overwhelmingly sweet and lenient mother and sisters as cunts. He was known for groping women/young girls in crowded places such as buses and mall and playing it off on clumsiness. Every couple of nights he would either come home drunk and/or with a girl - almost a different one each time. The ensuing screaming and moaning through the paper thin walls would keep everyone else up during the night. A few were known to return to argue with him outside the door.
He was also a misogynist and homophobic pig. As your stereotypical macho douchebag, he was always afraid of trying something because it seemed "gay." Once I saw him flip out and punch someone just for making a gay joke on his behalf. He would make serious statements like "Having sex with an unconscious woman shouldn't be a crime as long as you use protection. Since she doesn't remember it's all fine since she has neither the physical or emotional trauma of rape." He would frequently refer to his overwhelmingly sweet and lenient mother and sisters as cunts. He was known for groping women/young girls in crowded places such as buses and mall and playing it off on clumsiness. Every couple of nights he would either come home drunk and/or with a girl - almost a different one each time. The ensuing screaming and moaning through the paper thin walls would keep everyone else up during the night. A few were known to return to argue with him outside the door.
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Anyway I'm getting sidetracked. What did I do that was cruel? Well once, when I was staying over we found him passed out drunk in the living area.
I helped remove his pants, while one of the housemates grabbed some baby oil and squirted it all over his buttocks. We all took turns kicking him in the anus.
I heard that week he had a hard time sitting down and walked around with a despondent and disgusted expression.