Pfft, hahahaha.Irridium said:I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.
I do have anger problems. And I just went in there, cause my cat ALWAYS comes in cut all over and drenched in it's own blood. I always feel sorry for it and keep it inside until it heals. But damn my cat is really crazy. If he's not eating, he's meowing aaaall daaaay looong at the front and back door. If either door is open for a split second, he bolts it outside. Besides. He's a cat, he belongs in the outdoors. So I let him out every now and then. But when he can't even enjoy himself and gets torn to shreds by this bigger cat (it's damned huge and mine is just a bit older than 1 year). I go outside when I hear my cats moans of pain, and I come to it's rescue. I grab it and boot the other cat away. my cat then proceeds to ravenously dig it's claws into my right hand, and bite at it furiously. Seriously. When I meant maul, I mean maul. I hit a couple of times, but he just kept going at it. By the time he stopped I was freaking out worried about getting rabies (haven't had his shot, because my mother refuses to take him to the vet and I'm deathly scared of animal bites). So I get inside and my hand is gushing blood. It looks like I'm a fucking emo, tears all across my arm, and it fucking hurts. And I was just helping him.Irridium said:Dude... what. the. fuck.Undead Warfare said:- Beat my cat so horribly that it literally pissed itself out of fear under my Mom's bed.
-Called my Mom a fat ugly whore and had to physically fight with her. I bruised her shoulder when she slammed me to the ground and I began kicking at her. I also had to slam her against a wall.
-Cut a cat's ear with a razor blade. It got away when I was halfway through cutting the tip off.
I'm being completely honest escapists. I'm not trying to seem bad-ass or psychotic (it's not even that bad really).
But I'd understand if you don't believe me anyways.
How in the hell can you justify beating the shit out of an innocent cat? I'm no die-hard PETA fan, but thats just... sick.
... Sir, I can honestly say that you are full of win.Irridium said:My third and most recent girlfriend.
It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.
That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.
Read my reply below. I knew I'd have to justify myself lol. I should have taken to time, but I was just rushing when I made my initial post =TJ03bot said:OK... Are you... alright? For want of a better word. Or do you just really hate cats?Undead Warfare said:- Beat my cat so horribly that it literally pissed itself out of fear under my Mom's bed.
-Called my Mom a fat ugly whore and had to physically fight with her. I bruised her shoulder when she slammed me to the ground and I began kicking at her. I also had to slam her against a wall.
-Cut a cat's ear with a razor blade. It got away when I was halfway through cutting the tip off.
I'm being completely honest escapists. I'm not trying to seem bad-ass or psychotic (it's not even that bad really).
But I'd understand if you don't believe me anyways.
OT: My 4 year old sister has started telling me that going to uni for 2 months at a time is cruel. When a 4 year old bothers to learn the word cruel, just to apply it to you, you feel kind of bad...
Care to elaborate?Irridium said:My third and most recent girlfriend.
It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.
That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.
No, not really. Its deeply personal, and I don't feel like going into any more detail. Especially on the internet.TriggerUnhappy said:Care to elaborate?Irridium said:My third and most recent girlfriend.
It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.
That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.
Understandable. Still, awesome story.Irridium said:No, not really. Its deeply personal, and I don't feel like going into any more detail. Especially on the internet.TriggerUnhappy said:Care to elaborate?Irridium said:My third and most recent girlfriend.
It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.
That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.
ever been on /d/NuclearPenguin said:/b/ ISNT the porn section?El Poncho said:I linked someone to /b/ saying it was funny kitty pictures.
At least it wasn't one of the porn sections![]()
This is new to me.