What is the Cruelest Thing You Have Ever Done?

[kalakashi]

Quite recently I've been curious about some of the more taboo things in life and I'd been looking forward to trying MDMA for a while. However, by the time I finally got my chance (last week) I was back with my girlfriend, and we had planned to go to a small amateur gig. Not only did I cancel on her, but I lied to her about where I was going (she didn't like me hanging out with this guy, so I told her I was going to console my mate who had broken up with his girlfriend), AND I tried (but ended up not) borrowing a tenner from her to help pay for it.

When I tried it, I felt extremely guilty, and met her at the gig. She was not pleased at all, but I baked her some tiffin, and explained how damn sorry I was (I really fucking was, an am), and she eventually forgave me. Never again.

 

[Elle-Jai]

Well, while not intentionally cruel, being Cold, Jaded, Cynical, Blunt, Logical, Narcissistic, etc, does lead to some rather... Interesting moments?

Do tell?

OT:

Nothing that I'd admit to in a court of law.

This about covers it for me. I'm usually a good person, and all the insane things I do are because I am clinically diagnosed. And the idea I'm actively an attention-seeker was shot down by my psych when I worriedly asked one day whether I WAS doing it for the attention. Still had to learn to stop it though :S Although my friends seem to have better memories than me when it comes to cruel behaviour, I'm relatively sure there aren't too many things waiting their chance to come back and bite me in the butt...

*crosses fingers*

 

[Elle-Jai]

I linked someone to /b/ saying it was funny kitty pictures.

At least it wasn't one of the porn sections

/b/ ISNT the porn section?
This is new to me.

PMSL!! So true... Never been there, it's reputation precedes it, and my housemate being a /b/tard is quite enough for the one internet connection lol

 

[Cornish]

I think... that would be setting ants on fire with glue and matches... when I was like ten I guess.

 

[Deleted]

This is 100% true.

I took a girl home from a date one day and we were sitting on the couch. I tried to make moves on her but she was sending me signals that she didn't want to yet. So I take it slow and just watch tv with her. We were waiting for some show she really wanted to watch, and I really wanted to make out with her. So I got a sleeping pill and mixed it into a drink. Gave it to her and I played it cool until she fell asleep. After that I realized that I did the worst thing possible, please don't judge me. Its all taken care of now but I just want to let this out.

Spoiler: I...

made her miss her show.

 

[s0denone]

My third and most recent girlfriend.

It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.

That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.

You, my good man, have certainly piqued my interest. Will you care to divulge upon me the secrets of your story?
Rather what you did than her. She sounds like a total *****, and I have no doubt in my mind that she deserved it - but getting the whole school to hate her is quite a feat, and I am very interested in finding out how you accomplished such

Spoiler: I am spoilering this so people don't keep going there

Encyclopedia Dramatica. The Offended page. If I can find the picture of his reaction I'll post it.

WHAT THE FUCK! You are one sick son of a *****

 

[CosmicCommander]

Oh... This is going to be good, because I am an absolute prick.

I once knew someone who was madly in love with someone, but they hadn't seen them in a while, with no contact. They were close to tears, and I said: "They're probably dead." I laughed and walked away, they cried for several hours.

I once was bitten in a supermarket by a toddler, and the mother came along to see if everything was okay. I was actually bleeding, and the toddler had some blood in his mouth; so I thought of a suitable revenge on the spot.

I started swearing like a sailor, and used my acting skills to look scared, and when the woman asked me what was wrong, I think I said: "FUCK... FUCKIN' SHIT! I'm bleeding! Get that child tested... I HAVE FUCKING AIDS!"

I walked out of the supermarket, her screams being heard over everything else.

I have more, but I think I'll eat some babies for a while.

 

[joshuaayt]

I banged a 47 year old, and then her 21 year old daughter, then the mother again, and then I left a note on each of their cars detailing my perfidy. I specifically mentioned that I hadn't had time to wash up in between them, and they'd both given me head, and done other... less clean things.

Tee hee. Man, would they be cross afterwards!
Um... Yeah, I got nothin'. I mean, I've stolen money from family members who probably need it much more than I do, but I usually give it back later, so...
Edit:

Oh... This is going to be good, because I am an absolute prick...

I once was bitten in a supermarket by a toddler, and the mother came along to see if everything was okay. I was actually bleeding, and the toddler had some blood in his mouth; so I thought of a suitable revenge on the spot.

I started swearing like a sailor, and used my acting skills to look scared, and when the woman asked me what was wrong, I think I said: "FUCK... FUCKIN' SHIT! I'm bleeding! Get that child tested... I HAVE FUCKING AIDS!"

I walked out of the supermarket, her screams being heard over everything else.

I have more, but I think I'll eat some babies for a while.

Ha! That's awesome.

 

[Frybird]

Lost a friend by saying mean things about him behind what i thought was behind his back, but wasn't! Saying "Oops" would be an understatement.

...thinking about it, that is so sitcom-ish it hurts...

(Also i never made an excuse for that, so i guess it's cruel)

 

[Jonluw]

I'm not really sure, but I once stole a runescape account I had previously given to someone. In my defense, I took it in order to give it to someone else, since I was convinced the person I'd previously given it too did not use it.

Other than that, I've tortured some bugs and stuff. We had a problem with slugs (I think that's what they're called) in our garden, and I got creative. You know, electrocuting, dripping tabasco on them, magnifying glass...

One autumn a wasps nest we apparently had in our wall decided it was time to move inside. The windows in the entrance were completely covered in wasps. They were all very docile, so we could do pretty much anything to them without being stung. So once again, me and some friends got creative: We sprayed them with hairspray to make them stiffen, and then we went and did stuff with them. Flushed them down the toilet, ran them through a sewing machine (without a thread), stuck needles through their bodies and let them loose to see how long they'd survive, covered them in masking tape and put them in a little carboard pyramid.

Apparently, I also had a tendency to tie worms to the spokes of my bike to "see if they got dizzy". Needless to say, they didn't as much get dizzy as ripped apart.

The wasps don't really bother me that much, but the slug incident has come back to haunt me later.

Edit: As for people, I'm sure I've done some cruel things, but I can't remember any.

 

[Azure Sky]

Well, while not intentionally cruel, being Cold, Jaded, Cynical, Blunt, Logical, Narcissistic, etc, does lead to some rather... Interesting moments?

Do tell?

You should know better then anyone else ^^

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Kicked a kid in the head. He was helping me pick up my pencils.

"I saw you trying to steal one, ************!"

Anyway, I cut my best friends finger to the bone with a pair of scissors.

He was holding something for me to cut, and he moved...

 

[Frequen-Z]

I shot a squirrel off an approx 80 meter drop with a BB gun. I also shot a kid between the eyes with one too. Completely different guns though, if I'd used the one I hit the squirrel with on the kid, I dare say I would have blinded him or worse.

Also, when my ex cheated on me. I lied and told her it was okay for around a month or so, just to build up some sort of friendship. Then when I got bored of that, I made her cry in the college corridors in front of a bunch of people by telling her I thought that as a human being, she disgusted me. All that friendship, then relationship, then friendship again, all detonated in one sentence. It was worth it.

 

[GiantSpiderGoat]

I hit someone in the face about 15 times. They gouged my eye though and started on me.

 

[Kukakkau]

Accidentally stepped on someone's pet rabbit. A kid was standing there, tearing up, and said... "Pancakes?"

I laughed. Then felt REALLY rotten; the rabbit was dead.

[sub]Pancakes. *snrk*[/sub]

That post made me laugh for 15mins straight. Such an awesome image!

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Loving the avatar - probably the most annoying character ever

Was out with two of my friends to te cinema. Now one of them was the girl I was crazy about and had just found out she'd slept with her boyfriend who moved away and she saw like once every month (when he wasn't around she was crying and being miserable) so was in a pretty sullen mood. Anyway we were in the cinema during the previews and when I was putting my glasses on the other friend mentioned me losing my sight. Now since I hadn't seen the two of them for a while and being the sarcastic bastard I am I started telling them I'd been to the optician recently and I WAS losing my sight. I went on to tell them I was likely to fully lose my sight in 2 months and that I was currently learning sign language to help me communicate when I lost my sight and how I was never going to see the things I wanted. The girl I liked burst into tears at all this and had the whole movie theater staring. All I could do was laugh and call them both gullible.

 

[razer17]

- Beat my cat so horribly that it literally pissed itself out of fear under my Mom's bed.

-Called my Mom a fat ugly whore and had to physically fight with her. I bruised her shoulder when she slammed me to the ground and I began kicking at her. I also had to slam her against a wall.

-Cut a cat's ear with a razor blade. It got away when I was halfway through cutting the tip off.

I'm being completely honest escapists. I'm not trying to seem bad-ass or psychotic (it's not even that bad really).

But I'd understand if you don't believe me anyways.

Not that bad? Beating cats and cutting their ears? You are one sick fuck. I mean seriously, you are mentally disturbed, I think you need a psychologists help. Or just locking up. And it is psychotic, you fucking freak. And then hitting your mum on top of that? You need to learn some control. See a specialist.

OT: I once made a middle aged women break down in tears. And it was awesome. Her son was like 3 or 4 years younger than me, and decided to keep trying to start a fight with me. Hitting me, shouting abuse etc. I didn't want to hit him, because he was young, but I eventually had enough. I went to his house and told his mother quite frankly "If your son doesn't stop starting on me, I'm going to punch him in the face". Then she started on about calling the police and stuff, and I started berating her, insulting her parenting, her inability to control her child etc. Eventually her eyes went red, tears started streaming down her face, she slammed the front door. Then I heard her running upstairs and slamming what was presumably her bedroom door.

I thought that was a real achievement at age 12, being such a smart ass to make a grown woman cry.


I also accidentally once knocked out my sister. We were playfighting, and I pretended to headbutt her, except I accidentally did, right on the temple. She blacked out for a few seconds and then started crying. I felt really, really bad.

 

[Irridium]

My third and most recent girlfriend.

It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.

That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.

You, my good man, have certainly piqued my interest. Will you care to divulge upon me the secrets of your story?
Rather what you did than her. She sounds like a total *****, and I have no doubt in my mind that she deserved it - but getting the whole school to hate her is quite a feat, and I am very interested in finding out how you accomplished such

To be honest, I really don't feel like divulging into too much detail, as its really personal. But getting everyone to hate was decently easy since over half the school already hated her. She always talked down to everyone, used them, insulted them, ect. I just got people to realize this.

 

[tmujir955]

My third and most recent girlfriend.

It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.

That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.

Can I ask who asked who out?

 

[Irridium]

My third and most recent girlfriend.

It was me at my worst. And honestly I can't say I regret it. She was the worst person I have ever met. She used me, she lied to me, she basically treated me like shit. Well, you see, I don't get mad, I get even. And did I ever get even. I planned a lot of events that exposed her for what she was, and at the end of the school year, when no one wanted anything to do with her. She begged me to take her back, right outside the front of the school, where everyone gathered to watch for some reason. I just looked her square in the eyes and said this: "Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." and I walked away.

That moment made me feel so good its impossible to fully describe. But I do regret the lengths I went to, all the things I did. I hope to never do anything like that again. But believe me, she did deserve it.

Can I ask who asked who out?

A friend of mine set us up and I suggested we go out.