What is the greatest movie quote ever?

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"All right.This one time ill let you ask about my affairs."
"Is it true?"
"No"

"What the hell is this?"
"It's a Sicilian message.It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"You look terrible. I want you to eat, I want you to rest well. And a month from now this Hollywood big shot's gonna give you what you want."
"Too late. They start shooting in a week"
"I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse."

"Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day."

and of course "It's not personal,Just business."

The name of the film these quotes come from does not need to be stated i hope.

 

[smeghead25]

"Eat your vegetables." - Smith, in Shoot 'Em Up

 

[CAPTCHA]

"You fat and I'll throw you in the river!"

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

from American Psycho:

-Feed ma a stray cat!

-Don't just stare at it, eat it!

-the entire ending monologue

but if im going for a tried and true movie quote i would go for "Im Batman!" it survived a shitload of movies (where some of the movies where shit as well)

 

[Syndron]

"hakuna matata bitches"

"Call it"

"Wilson!!!"

"Don't you know who i am? I'm the Juggernaut *****!"

"I am directly below, the enemy's scrotum"

"They may take our lives, But they will never take our Freedom!!"

 

[CardinalPiggles]

he's not the musiah, he's a very naughty boy!.

monty python: the life of brian.

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

oh i almost forgot: anything from It's always sunny in Philadelphia
an example from the latest episode (also retelling this from memory so it wont be 100% correct):
Dennis: also when you take girls out on a boat your guaranteed to get laid because of the implication
Mac: the implication?
Dennis: yeah, you know, she's out on a boat with a stranger in the middle of the sea, if she doesn't sleep with you something bad could happen.
Mac: Dude! you saying you would do something to the chicks if they don't sleep with you?
Dennis: No im not gonna hurt them! but she would sleep with me because of the implication that something could happen. She doesnt know that im not gonna do something and in the back of her mind she would know that it could bode unwell for her if she doesnt put out.


-or this one from the first episode of this season-

Charlie talking to the Transvestite: Did they really sell your dick to China?

Awesome series, check it out if you haven't seen it.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

I hate that name, I hate it! You hear?! Nobody calls me "Mad Dog", 'specially not some doodied-up egg-sucking gutter trash!

Back to the Future 3

 

[ziggy161]

Pretty sure it must be from the Naked Gun series, or Airplane.

'Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095705/quotes

 

[DTWolfwood]

"Marines don't die, they just go to hell and regroup"

that or

"I'll Be Back"

 

[Marsell]

I'm surprised someone else beat me to a Big LeBowski reference.

YOU BASTARD! THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING TO PUT!

 

[Thrashgrinder]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... Victory... Someday this war's gonna end.

Apocalypse now

What we've got here is, failure to communicate

Cool Hand Luke

 

[Drauden]

"Why are you serious?" from the Dark Knight.

What a horrible misquote.

I'll have to go with: "60% of the time, it works every time".

 

[Eumersian]

*snip*

I was gonna do that?

"So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son? that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show."

I love Wayne's World.

 

[TundraStalax]

QUAPLA!

 

[Cheesebob]

"What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak english in what?"

 

[DELTA x WOLF]

Pulp Fiction-DISCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE! DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****!

Oh and best movie ever

 

[alrekr]

"And now for something completly diffrent" [explodes]

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Arnold from Pumping Iron



It doesn't get better than this.