What is the greatest movie quote ever?

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4nthr4x

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Shock and Awe said:
"Rommel you magnificent bastard, I READ YOUR BOOK!"-Patton

that movie is just full of magnificent quotes :)

I like this one, best scene ever
Skip to 3.14
"My god... the invasion... they're coming..."
 

cricket chirps

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"i can guarantee that at least one of us is ganna make it out of this." -thats the best i can think of now but i know ive heard life changing lines from movies.
 

Jasper Jeffs

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King_Burger said:
I aint got time to bleed
Lmfao, I love that quote. I use it sometimes, but replace "bleed" with something else as equally retarded.

OT: <youtube=-19reI13Zkk>

You pair of sausage nigels.
 

the Dept of Science

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"A throne is just a plank with velvet on it."

(or an alternative from the same movie)

"That is no ship. That is no forrest... That is no arrow. We imagine the arrows because we fear them"

I normally hate the whole "cookie for reference thing", but serious respect if you know where that came from.
 

Wintermoot

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this is my.. BOOMSTICK!-Ash J. Williams Evil dead 3 Army of Darkness
rub a baby buby bunkers-one of the 160 greatest Arnold schwarzenegger quotes
and for the greatest quote EVER:
wanna play with my boomstick?-Bruce Campbell in My Name is bruce I havent seen the movie but I did see the scene where he used it as a pickup line
 

cricket chirps

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oh this isnt so much a line but its damn close to being the best moment ive ever seen in a movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDgkvWh3JQ go to minute four and watch the rest of that scene. Its from Tombstone, featureing THE Doc Holliday.
 

AbstinentUser

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"We gotta go, it's a history report, not a babe report.
But Bill, those are historical babes!"
"Mr the Kid, you are adapting remarkably well to the wonders of time travel"
"This dude, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods."
"Caesar is a salad dressing dude"
"You killed Ted you medieval dickweed"
"I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn. "

Basically the whole of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Oh and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey too.
 

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"They teach young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders wont alow them to write fuck on their airplanes because... it's obscene!" Col Kurtz

"The horror, the horror." Col Kurtz

"I wanted a mission and for my sins they gave me one." Capt Willard

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Col Kilgore

"We cut 'em in half with a machine gun and give 'em a Band-Aid. It was a lie. And the more I saw them, the more I hated lies." Capt Willard

"Charlie don't surf!" Col Kilgore

"Terminate, with extreme prejudice."

"They were gonna make me a Major for this, and I wasn't even in their fuckin' army anymore. " Capt Willard


Apocalypse Now is the best film of all time, so many great quotes, I could go on.
 

lokiduck

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"And crawling on the planets face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning."

Purely because it's a beautifully written line plus no one remembers where it's from even though the movie is iconic.

CAN ANYONE guess what movie it is with out actually googling it?
 

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"And what are we holding on to Sam?"
"That there's some good, left in this world Mister Frodo, and it's worth fightin' for."

Either that or "We're gonna need a bigger boat."
 

lokiduck

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avouleance2nd said:
lokiduck said:
"And crawling on the planets face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning."

Purely because it's a beautifully written line plus no one remembers where it's from even though the movie is iconic.

CAN ANYONE guess what movie it is with out actually googling it?
War of the worlds maybe.
NOPE. I'll tell you in a PM if you want though.
 

noogai18

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"You think you can beat us, Mr. Cowboy?"
"Yippee-ki-yay, ************"

then later,

"Happy Trails, Hans!"
 

Blind Sight

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lokiduck said:
"And crawling on the planets face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning."

Purely because it's a beautifully written line plus no one remembers where it's from even though the movie is iconic.

CAN ANYONE guess what movie it is with out actually googling it?
Oh come on, Rocky Horror Picture Show haha (is it cheating if I watched it again like a week ago?).

Personally I'm a fan of this speech from Henry V, it's Shakespeare but damn does the actor make it even more awesome.