What is the greatest movie quote ever?
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just skip to 1:25 if you have already seen the movie
EDIT: My b was rushing the post fixed the coding.
Nope, Better off Dead. Its an old movie but there are some funny lines from it.Ponch said:
"I want my two dollars!"
No, actually it's from Better Off Dead. When I was looking for the exact wording of it I found a clip that might be from the movie you're talking about, so you're not that far off.antidonkey said:
Edit: Sorry for the double post.
Nope. It's from Better Off Dead.antidonkey said:
Someone ninja'd me on the Jaws reference and Big Lebowski, so I'll have to go with "Maybe he just wanted to steal our wire cutters. Did you ever think of that?"
Or from another of my favorites:
HER: I wouldn't be sitting on the floor of a strange man's apartment in the middle of the night if he wasn' married.
HIM: That is a very interesting line of reasoning.
'Sir, they say they will shoot so many arrows that it'll block out the sun!
Good! THEN WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE!'
Good! THEN WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE!'
There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a ************ 'fore I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a ************ 'fore I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.
Go to 1:09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY
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