What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[Typhusoid]

"Excuse me madam, please STOP attempting to perform fellatio on me."

 

[Daffy F]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

Damn! Ninja'd. I saw this while on stumble upon by the way, did you find it from there?

 

[Latinidiot]

I think the ironic part is that now we're spewing our least used senteces, they will be used significantly more.

 

[hudsonzero]

the French never surrender.

 

[Shapsters]

'Wow, that internet argument about religion we had was rational, and without personal attacks!'

I do believe I win good sirs...

 

[pendragon177]

"I am getting tired of this orgasm!"
-cookie for reference

 

[NathanAjax]

"I am getting tired of this orgasm!"
-cookie for reference

American Dad, now I want my cookie.

 

[Magnalian]

Oh my god, I love the Bathroom Reader books. They're so amusing.
And I don't think I can think of a sentence less used then that.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Unless running from a buffalo stampede, I doubt anyone will ever use it. And yes, it is a grammatically correct sentence: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

 

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

"I'm so glad Yahtzee loves all video games"

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Oh my god, I love the Bathroom Reader books. They're so amusing.
And I don't think I can think of a sentence less used then that.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Unless running from a buffalo stampede, I doubt anyone will ever use it. And yes, it is a grammatically correct sentence: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

Okay everyone, I think this guy takes the win.

 

[Ddgafd]

Michael Bay is the greatest director ever.

 

[Elexia]

Being an Australian, I have to try the least-used sentence in our language:

"I like Michael Atkinson"

 

[Magnalian]

Oh my god, I love the Bathroom Reader books. They're so amusing.
And I don't think I can think of a sentence less used then that.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Unless running from a buffalo stampede, I doubt anyone will ever use it. And yes, it is a grammatically correct sentence: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

Okay everyone, I think this guy takes the win.

WOOHOO! I friggin knew it! So what do I win?

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Australian gamers threw a parade in Michael Atkinson's honour today, after he stopped being a **** and let them get their games the way they're meant to be.

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

Damn! Ninja'd. I saw this while on stumble upon by the way, did you find it from there?

Nah, one of my friends mentioned it on MSN and I have always seemed to remember this obscure sentence. Now whether or not he found it there is another story.

 

[lwm3398]

"Osama Bin Laden will save us!"
"I love me some Nickleback!"
~Me.

"Charlie Sheen roasted 4 cumquats while Pikachu fought the evil king who owns the island of Guam!"
~Dominic Fera.

 

[Spiner909]

Wowee, I sure had fun in prison!

 

[JaredXE]

It's all my fault.