What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[adledog]

World of Warcraft is good for your health and social life.

 

[T-Bone24]

"Boy, am I sick of this heroin, I quit!"

 

[Lord Krunk]

'Don't kick the sidewalk, I'm a lemon teaser!'

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

"Jeremy! My arm's come off!" (Everyone who've seen that episode of Top Gear knows what I'm talking about.)
There we go.

 

[NickCaligo42]

"Madam, stop blowing me this instant or I shall call the authorities!"

This quote courtesy of George Carlin.

 

[Coldman42]

"My penis is on fire!"

At least i hope that is the least used sentence. If not i am now afraid that my penis will spontaneously combust...

 

[Comma-Kazie]

"Now that went EXACTLY according to plan!"
--me, just now.

 

[wildpeaks]

"The cupboard ate the cat and it was yellow."

 

[skeliton112]

Shift Bwah Miley Tango Cash Vitor Charlie Mango eight victor victor, i are an smart people.

 

[Washboard]

Would you kindly control your Chimp sir?

 

[RufusMcLaser]

Hand me that piano!

 

[Mozza444]

"Oh, it's a game is it? Well i've never heard of Call of duty: Modern warfare 2?"

 

[Sir_Tor]

"The french will never surrender!"
Haw haw haw!

 

[Sir_Tor]

"The french will never surrender!"
Haw haw haw!

EDIT: Internet screwed up sorry

 

[CouchCommando]

"Sorry, I just don't know"

 

[MercurySteam]

"My anus is bleeding". Sure it sometimes happens, but I don't think people usually shout this out when it happens.

If you don't count Youtube.

 

[LWS666]

i'm getting tired of this orgasm

cookie for the quote

 

[erbkaiser]

"I hope Uwe Boll will get the movie rights".

 

[Azriel637]

Go ahead. punch me in the balls.

 

[omega 616]

I'm fed up with this orgasm.

Actually there are people who have up to 100 orgasms a day due to a medical problem, so I bet that gets said more than you think.

This thread is just going to end up alot of sentences that barely make sense or are totally ridiculous, which means that no body would ever say them.

Might aswell call this thread "say whatever you like with no discussion value what so ever"

I think my first paragraph has more discussion value than this whole thread.