What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[Spiner909]

Son, if Selena Gomez was your girlfriend, you better like her, because she's hot.

Okaaaay then...

 

[ehjay23]

"I think i won't spew hate, idiocy, and poor grammer all over the internet today."

No, thats the least used on the Internet.

 

[Skizle]

'please?'

Yes definatly this. Also "I know your a console gamer and I'm a PC gamer, but I respect your views"

 

[Booze Zombie]

"I wanna rape ya!"

Wait, no, cheap porno films with lazy writing use that one all the time.

 

[Ben Jamin]

The pentagram lodged in my armpit has told the orphans to slaughters the sea cows.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

Since when was "buffalo" a verb?

 

[lenneth]

Get this cheese to sick bay!

Want that also a cheat for Earthworm Jim?

"Avatar sucks ass."

there will be a lot of people who say that, probably more about The Last Airbender rather than the James Cameron movie
...not that i hate either, the few eps of the series ive seen weren't too bad, and i haven't seen James Camerons Avatar so ill have to pass judgement on that at a later date.

...although Unobtanium seems like the most absurdly named plot device ever

 

[lenneth]

I don't see anyone who doesn't work at apple saying "The iPad is well worth your money" anytime soon"

 

[gigastrike]

"Gosh, that Italian family at that other table sure is quiet."

Cookie for reference.

 

[Snotnarok]

Thanks for holding the door for me!

...Well it had to be said, so many rude people around here!...New York that is.

 

[Teenage Beatnik]

"I'm don't think I'll force my religion on anyone today."

 

[Sixties Spidey]

The Jonas Brothers are not gay!

The least used sentence in the world; used by my Ex.

 

[MBergman]

Adolf, I think your pretty good at Art.

To be fair, he actually was a pretty decent artist. Sure he didn't get into art school, failed twice I believe, but he still made a living out of making drawings of buildings and selling them to tourists. Most of which are pretty good if you have a look at them, he wasn't great at drawing people, but his drawings surely weren't shit.

 

[Revolutionary]

"I therefore propose to our comrades to consider a means of removing Stalin from this post and appointing someone else who differs from Stalin in one weighty respect" - vladimir Lenin .Because it was originally in Russian.

 

[NickIsCool]

George Carlin has already addressed this issue:

"Right after I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."

i dont know about that one, it might have come up as an idea for the Pain Olympics, you know, before he decided to skip the hot poker part...

i am ashamed of myself

 

[coldshadow]

"im sorry"
or
"thank you"

 

[minarri]

Yours is a completely meaningless question, OP. By virtue of being a language, English has an UNLIMITED number of possible word/grammar permutations. This means that there are an infinite number of possible "least-used" sentences.

A more valid question might be "what is the least-used word in the English language?"

 

[Wayte]

"I could really use some aids"

 

[MetaMop]

"I commission yellow nipples at your bioluminescent screwdriver, *****!"