What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[Cody211282]

"I'm not a breast or ass man, I'm more of a trailer trash hooker look kind of guy"
or
"I think ET for the Atari 2600 is an amazing game!"

 

[Matt-Allan-ca]

well, if I told you, then it wouldn't be the least used sentence in the world...so...

 

[DazZ.]

This is the least used sentence in the English language.

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

+1 internet if you know where I got it from.

 

[Rachet922]

Wow, look at that quite italian family.

 

[The White Light]

As pretty as an Airport in Vegas.

 

[bowserboy26578]

"EdwardCullen is sooooooooooooooo cool!"
"God those French are brave!"
"That Atkinson guy is brilliant"
"And then the Zombies began to storm Godzilla"

 

[ejb626]

Oh my god, I love the Bathroom Reader books. They're so amusing.
And I don't think I can think of a sentence less used then that.

Beleive it or not I have told people that I find Bathroom Readers interesting everyone always gives me a funny look, but c'mon Random Trivia books are awesome where else can you read about a guy who almost stabbed his eye out when he tried to update a twitter account while jogging or about a woman's sheer feat of stupidity when she "locks" herself inside her car(she actually didn't know how to use the manual unlock), interesting reading.

OT: "I'd like to openly admit that I am a closet desk fetishist"

 

[Godavari]

Clearly the albino pygmy rhinocerous is biting the tail of the wax tadpole, and not vice-versa.

 

[jimtherabidcow]

When will then be now?

 

[Deleric]

"Avatar sucks ass."

 

[thiosk]

how Volcanoes breed.

And then Mt. Rainier was all like "Shit man, St. Helen is on her Lahar again, shes a total ***** when that happens."

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

"I love Limp Bizkit."

 

[Rohammad]

Another George Carlin one:

"Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!"

 

[jimduckie]

i'm sorry , i was wrong

 

[benoitowns]

My grandma drank all my pot!

 

[mr_pants66]

ok here is the sentence that no one will say
"i am getting fed up with this orgasm"

 

[Aesir23]

"Fox News is fair and balanced."

Oh wait. "Least used" did you say? I thought we were going for the most delusional statements known to mankind.

Ok, my official contribution: "Superman 64 is the best game in the history of gaming." (Though that may fall under delusional as well)

 

[Americow]

I'm glad 4chan is such a respectable source on the internet!

 

[PhiMed]

George Carlin has already addressed this issue:

"Right after I shove this hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."