What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[DJude]

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" it uses every letter in the alphabet...

 

[LeonLethality]

"Someone help, there's a rabid wolverine in my underpants."

I said that last Thursday, and I'm fairly certain it's the only time it's ever been uttered before.

I think that was uttered in the weird al song "everything you know is wrong"

Oh, damn, you're right. I'd almost fooled myself into believing I'd come up with something funny and original for a second. Thanks for interrupting my delusions of grandeur. *sulks*

No problem, dare I say I did a very good job. Thank you for your participation.

 

[MagicMouse]

Get this cheese to sick bay! - Captain Janeway, startrek voyager

 

[irjerry3]

I'm going to jam this red-hot steel re-bar directly up my urethra, but only after I disembowel myself with a lemon and a spork!

 

[Standby]

"He stole my Chopper Gunner care package? Fair play to him."

Thats along the lines of

"Ohh, you killed me with akimbo Rangers? Well done!"

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"That guy with the knife is amazing, i swore he was miles away from me."

 

[ShadowSlide0]

"instead of trolling, i might just go get a book, better my knowledge, and in total become a better person"

 

[Insignia19]

I think George Carlin invented the least used line ever:

"As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."

Glad someone said this! It is the truth.

 

[Spirultima]

"Yes, I agree that George Bush and Gordan Brown are quite intelligent and wise, not to mention good looking!"

 

[Zippy1313]

"I was FROZEN Today!" -Christopher Lloyd
Suburban Commando.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"If I breed with the moon, it may have my winged hippo spawn to enslave the New Guineans."
-My own strange mind

 

[Deadpool062]

If the sky is purple and the sea is brown, how many pancakes can fit on my roof? It doesn't matter because Aliens can drink coffee.

Oh my god, I love the Bathroom Reader books. They're so amusing.

Agreed
OT:
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
Cookie for reference

*Speaks russian* *translation* COMPROMISED, COMPROMISED, MUST RETURN TO MOTHERLAND. Cookie please

 

[Deadpool062]

double post, sorry

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

At least on the net,

"I respect your opinion and recognize that you too have the right of free speech, so I shall not try to cram my personal convictions down your throat in attempt to justify my beliefs and rather leave you in peace,having enjoyed our spirited debate!"

You will never hear that.

 

[Harold Donchee]

"I love paying taxes!"

Not very funny.. but its probably high up on the least used list.

 

[e2density]

"Let's donate money towards finding a cure for AIDS!"

 

[theSovietConnection]

"I see that you like Halo, and though I may respectfully disagree with your opinion, I do see what it has brought to the table and can overall appreciate some of the differences it has made in the video game industry."

Actually, take out Halo and put in any game really.

 

[Nicolai]

So wait, you want me to colour the sign blue? Yes. "Even the part between fish and and and and and chips?" I'm betting you don't see that quotation one around much.

 

[Ilovechocolatemilk]

Pears swim furiously.

 

[SpaceSpork]

OMG, Transformers 2 is SO MUCH BETTER than Citizen Kane.

At least, it should be the least used sentence.