What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[FrndlyMisanthrpe]

I'm completely okay with the fact that you raped my sister and my mother at the same time.

 

[Archemetis]

I have no idea why it just came to mind, but it strikes me as a sentence I very unlikely to use.

"HIT ME AGAIN, IKE! AND PUT SOME STANK ON IT!"
It's a reference, I can't be arsed to hand out cookies though.

 

[the_tramp]

"I think i won't spew hate, idiocy, and poor grammer all over the internet today."

Oh the irony.

 

[Plurralbles]

To rag on a long standing joke "Hey look, Duke Nukem Forever is out"

Or maybe less often

"Hey man, do you think penguins are sexy?" My friends asked me this out of the blue... and i was most confused...

Dude, penguins are sexy animals. A well dressed bird.

 

[The Heik]

"The religions have formed a truce"

This sentence will NEVER happen

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Who galloped your pony? I working on increasing the usage of that one. Similar usage to "who pis*** in your cheerios."

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[Obrien Xp]

Lets talk this over like equals instead of resorting to violence.

for a funny one...

Your Dad!

nobody does your dad jokes.

 

[senorcromas]

Don't eviscerate your genitals with that tent pole!

It's funny because I actually needed to say that.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

"Hubilub is a good human being!"

 

[quantum mechanic]

Until the sentence's popularization on "A Bit of Fry and Laurie," the least-used sentence in English was, "Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

Now the sentence holding the title is, "Star Trek fans are complaining about (Sir) Patrick Stewart's knighthood."

 

[Radelaide]

"Sorry, I was wrong."

 

[The Red Spy]

"And all the Oscars go to.... Twilight!"

 

[Brad Shepard]

in the realm of teens right now "use a condom" *i think i can still say this*

but in gaming realm, i would go with "Hey, that guy has presteged 10 times already! Hes Amazing!"

 

[G1eet]

Oh my god, I love the Bathroom Reader books. They're so amusing.

Agreed
OT:
Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
Cookie for reference

Dan Aykroyd, Family Guy, Spies Reminiscent of Us. All from memory.

 

[Jark212]

"I swear I thought He was a Woman"

- Tragically Hilarious Frat Boy...