What is the Meanest thing you have ever done?

[-Orgasmatron-]

Led on this girl who loved me, banged her with no intention of speaking to her ever again, she then banged some other dude, then when she wanted to know why I wouldn't be with her I came up with "because you slept with another guy", so she thought everything was her fault and I was really hurt by it then she cried for like days and all that jazz. Haven't spoke to her since.

Satan has got a special place for me in hell I'm sure.

 

[Simiou]

Satan has got a special place for me in hell I'm sure.

Not trying to insult you, but that's a little arrogant. The vast majority of people have messed around members of opposite sex. She probably went onto herself. Dont beat yourself up about it.

 

[bookboy]

Any other reaction and I'd think you were insincere.

EDIT: Okay, fine, I'll shed the hard-ass image for a moment and admit that it wasn't really done on purpose and certainly not with malice. At the time, I was just trying to make myself seem less attractive to her by being an asshole and showing no interest in her whatsoever, which is fine in theory but we had been friends for a long time (about eight years). I was there, giving her a shoulder to cry on every time one of her relationships went sour.

I knew she could do better than me, since I'm a lazy, narcissistic prick, and I really did care about her well-being; directing her away from me was the best thing I could've done for her, at the time. So, my intentions were good, but my actions alienated her and gave her self-image problems.

hang on... you're a Narcissist who cares about others? how does that work? Is this just a tactic to confuse people in a mean way?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Any other reaction and I'd think you were insincere.

EDIT: Okay, fine, I'll shed the hard-ass image for a moment and admit that it wasn't really done on purpose and certainly not with malice. At the time, I was just trying to make myself seem less attractive to her by being an asshole and showing no interest in her whatsoever, which is fine in theory but we had been friends for a long time (about eight years). I was there, giving her a shoulder to cry on every time one of her relationships went sour.

I knew she could do better than me, since I'm a lazy, narcissistic prick, and I really did care about her well-being; directing her away from me was the best thing I could've done for her, at the time. So, my intentions were good, but my actions alienated her and gave her self-image problems.

hang on... you're a Narcissist who cares about others? how does that work? Is this just a tactic to confuse people in a mean way?

Self-serving, then?

 

[vamp rocks]

Yes, it is time to share your life here at The Escapist, so what is the meanest thing you have ever done?

The meanest thing i have ever done was convince someone to kill themselves, they almost did.

ok... uhhh...

once on xbox live, this little kid was screeching, would not shut up... so after about 10 minutes i get pissed... and i say to him... wait wait.. just listen for a minute...
just answer this question and then i wont bother you anymore....

here is the conversation:

me: "are your parents divorced?"
kid:"uhh... yeah? why?"
me: "do you think you had something to do with that?"
kid"...."
me: "do you think that you did something, an action to spark a flame that burned the foundations upon the sanctity of marriage is built on? do you think you destroyed your parents relationship?"

silence fills his line... as other people are either laughing or saying i went way too far.... i think i did go a smidge far... just a smidge tho

 

[Bibliomancer]

I once started a rumor (years ago, don't judge me) that two people I didn't like had slept together. The whole school actually believed it. Ironically, a couple of weeks later, they actually did hook up and dated for three months, so it kind of worked out. I feel bad though, even though they were horrible people.

 

[Buhhchester_United]

When I was playing football with my friends I kicked a ball at one of them it hit him in the nuts he then bent over and held his nuts and then while he was bent over I kicked the ball again and it hit him in the face. He thought it was funny though and we are best friends.

Another one was when we were playing American football on concrete I was already annoyed we had to play that over normal football and one of my friends went down injured and then I just kicked the ball and it hit him in the back of the head. The worst part was when I couldn't help but laugh and he saw me.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Yes, it is time to share your life here at The Escapist, so what is the meanest thing you have ever done?

The meanest thing i have ever done was convince someone to kill themselves, they almost did.

Ohhh.....I am evil..........Incredibly evil. I did that too. They almost did. But I win because I tried to get them to kill someone else with them.

 

[LowFatLoki]

Since i'm a ref for soccer I occasionly say to the kids that they're adopted and that's why daddy is sleeping in the car.

 

[messy]

when i was a lot younger (year four, for england i dont know the international equivalent) some kid was making fun of me so i went up to him a kneed (spelling?) straight in the bollocks, he started crying and i felt kind of bad after that. I then recived a fair shouting from our headmaster.

 

[ExaltedK9]

Yes, it is time to share your life here at The Escapist, so what is the meanest thing you have ever done?

The meanest thing i have ever done was convince someone to kill themselves, they almost did.

Ya'know I had a close friend that killed himself at the prompt of someone he didn't know... I hope you had a good reason.

They annoyed me... and I said they ALMOST did, they are still alive and well to this day.

Yea I collected that much...wait they? You almost got more than one person to kill themselves? (sigh) Well as long as they we're annoying you. Anyways, to get back on subject, well I didn't do this myself but my cousin killed a stray cat with a firecracker....By shoving it under it's tail. It almost split the cat in half. (that was just to contribute to the thread)

 

[irishdelinquent]

Well, I won't post my worst offenses due to not wanting to look like a bastard. However, took my friend to a chinese restaurant once, and while he went to the bathroom I told them it was his birthday. Nothing embarrasses someone like Asian people singing "Happy Birthday" in bad Engrish.

 

[WazzizFace]

I dropkicked someone to impress his sister =)

 

[NotAPie]

I um....
Convinced someone to kill themselfs...
well I got him to cock the gun and put it to head then I hung up.
I hated the guy and he came to me crying, so I told him "Dont fuck with me brian, I can murder you and their wouldent be blood on my hands" He wouldent stop his crying so I convinced him he had no life, death is a reward, and shooting yourself will result in nothing but rest.
Hes about 24 and Ive talked about him before...I wonder if hes still alive...
Heh...

 

[the_hessian]

My friend was sitting in the cafeteria in college and I spotted him without him noticing me...
I made myself cry as much as I could, and added a little bit of water to make it look worse.
Then strode over, kicked the chair out from under him, still crying, ans started screaming at him, "WHY DID YOU DO IT!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU F***ING B**TARD WHY!!!" then gave a big sobbing cry and ran out covering my eyes...
It was his birthday... I thought it would be a good present making it a birthday to remember...
I took him out drinking that night to make it up to him, and as his birthday present, then got him laid...

"Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour..." - get the quote and get a cookie!!!
[no googling it you lazy uneducated rabble you]

 

[Stevato]

I was at a party and made a drunk girl cry because after i said i wouldn't dance with her i added "i'm sorry but i've seen better bodies in a morgue"

I wasn't pleased with myself, in fact i was ashamed

 

[Wolfwind]

I shot the sheriff. But I didn't shoot the deputee.....

Okay, that was lame...

The meanest thing I've ever done to someone is probably hide in my sisters closet when we were kids and whisper her name before she went to sleep. Then I shook the closet doors a little bit. She thought I was the devil or something and ran out of the room screaming. I thought it was funny... until my mom whooped my ass. Then the pain subsided and it was funny again.

I don't do mean stuff that much anymore though...

 

[Evil the White]

I haven't voted for the Escapist in the Webby Awards yet.

Oh come on, don't tell me you weren't expecting that.