This is funny because I live near there, there's a bus at the top of my road that takes me there and I've had people not from my home town say, "getting the bus to Keeley!" and I just scream at them for pronouncing it wrong xPBinnsyboy said:They were saying "I wonder how long it'll take us to get to Keighley" (pronouncing it "Keeley")
Then the intercom piped up "The next stop is Keighley" (pronouncing it "Keith-ley", as it is supposed to be)
They were like "Oh my god, the train conductor can't even say a place name right!"
I turned round and said "actually, that's how it's pronounced". They replied "but that's stupid, it's spelt with a GH, not a TH!"
"Yes, but the name is Celtic."
"Well they should change it!"
"They're not going to change the name. It's old, it's Celtic and it fucking makes sense in local dialect!"
Sir, I think a credit to Dara O'briain is in order. I'm just kidding, I forgive you because you reminded me of something so good.King of Asgaard said:Well, actually I have a guilty pleasure related to public transport.
I like to get on a crowded tube train, and touch women.
It's especially fun if you can make it seem like it's their fault.
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I DON'T actually do that.
I just smell them; they don't own the air!
Cool, you're definitely the closest Escapist to my area I've encountered so far!EeveeElectro said:This is funny because I live near there, there's a bus at the top of my road that takes me there and I've had people not from my home town say, "getting the bus to Keeley!" and I just scream at them for pronouncing it wrong xPBinnsyboy said:They were saying "I wonder how long it'll take us to get to Keighley" (pronouncing it "Keeley")
Then the intercom piped up "The next stop is Keighley" (pronouncing it "Keith-ley", as it is supposed to be)
They were like "Oh my god, the train conductor can't even say a place name right!"
I turned round and said "actually, that's how it's pronounced". They replied "but that's stupid, it's spelt with a GH, not a TH!"
"Yes, but the name is Celtic."
"Well they should change it!"
"They're not going to change the name. It's old, it's Celtic and it fucking makes sense in local dialect!"
OT: I've surprisingly been okay with public transport. I keep getting a fair few free bus rides, probably because I get to know the drivers as I don't drive, so have to rely on buses.
I think I saw an old man having a pee in his seat. Guess it was to do with his age.
And one time the bus blew up at the back, that was a little scary.
I had to walk home too. Grr -.-
They were probably a strike team belonging to the international pretentious association. He'll have been taken to one of their detainment sites and had synthetic hair sewn into his scalp.Phasmal said:Me and my boyfriend were at a bus stop once, waiting for a bus and we noticed the security camera following this one shaven-headed tattoo'd-up guy around very closely. We giggled about it for a bit, because he hadn't noticed it was tracking his every move, then when the bus came, me and my boyfriend got on the bus and so did shaven-headed-guy. As soon as he got on a police van screeched up next to the bus and like four policemen came bursting out and dragged him off the bus and away.
I still wonder what he did.
Phasmal said:Me and my boyfriend were at a bus stop once, waiting for a bus and we noticed the security camera following this one shaven-headed tattoo'd-up guy around very closely. We giggled about it for a bit, because he hadn't noticed it was tracking his every move, then when the bus came, me and my boyfriend got on the bus and so did shaven-headed-guy. As soon as he got on a police van screeched up next to the bus and like four policemen came bursting out and dragged him off the bus and away.
I still wonder what he did.
At first we thought the CCTV operater was just jumpy and afraid of people who look a bit `scary`, but then the police showed up. The fair was in town (thats where we had been), so we thought maybe he'd been nicking purses, but a police van would be a bit over the top just for that I guess?Binnsyboy said:They were probably a strike team belonging to the international pretentious association. He'll have been taken to one of their detainment sites and had synthetic hair sewn into his scalp.Phasmal said:Me and my boyfriend were at a bus stop once, waiting for a bus and we noticed the security camera following this one shaven-headed tattoo'd-up guy around very closely. We giggled about it for a bit, because he hadn't noticed it was tracking his every move, then when the bus came, me and my boyfriend got on the bus and so did shaven-headed-guy. As soon as he got on a police van screeched up next to the bus and like four policemen came bursting out and dragged him off the bus and away.
I still wonder what he did.![]()