What is the most random thing anyone has said to you?

[Zap Rowsdower]

Today this girl I know said this to me

"Friends are like potatoes; if you eat them, they die"

So Escapist, what is the most random thing someone has said to you?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

"If you die I'LL KILL YOU!"

 

[Jokuma]

Pretty much everything my brother has said to me.

 

[dfcrackhead]

I like potatoes.... My friends? Not so much, therefore her analogy doesn't quite work.

OT: "My little sister has made a "to fuck" list"

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

"If you die I'LL KILL YOU!"

My friend says that when I'm playing a level on Mario 3 that he doesn't like. (I die to make him play them.)

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"Piss out my nose!!!"

 

[rebus_forever]

"u remind me of the guy from twilight"-my optician, fucker, i wasnt even wearing glitter.

 

[Thedayrecker]

"Piss out my nose!!!"

I say something along the lines of "Piss out my ass!" whenever something bad/exciting/unexpected happens.

 

[minarri]

Had my students ask me questions when I was doing my self-introduction lessons. The most random question I got was probably "Have you ever almost died?"

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"I'd like to be called Fire Chief."

It wasn't to me, but it was hilarious.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

"When life hands you lemons, piss in a glass, hand it to life, and say 'Look, lemonade.'" - Mark Prindle, famed internet music critic

 

[Polaris19]

A friend of mine asks "Will you bear my children?" everytime I see him.

Creepy to be sure.

 

[Canid117]

Guy I knew in Middle School: I WILL EAT YOU!!!!

Me: Whats that Seth?

GIKIMS: I was just thinking about this morning when I screamed that at a bunch of incoming sixth graders.

Me: Ok Seth.

 

[LemonMelon]

My boyfriend gets creative with his cursing while driving or playing his games.

"Fuck my tits!" and "Shit my ass!"

It makes me giggle, while simultaneously bringing up disturbing images.

 

[Serenegoose]

me to my little brother:

"I will destroy you!"

Him to me:

"No... you're too full of lies.

...and cake."

I taught him everything he knows, and he uses that power to zing me over MSN. So proud.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

FUCK YOU
he said that for no reason and never explianed

 

[Free Thinker]

From a little girl while I was walking through my town.
"Mister. Where are your pupils? My mommy said everyone has pupils, but you don't."
I have the darkest brown eyes that almost make my pupils impossible to see. It's very awkward to hear things like that from children.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

I know this isn't what you're asking as I can't think of anything, but screw it.

I once went up to stranger straight in the eye and with a serious face said "Stop being silly."

They stared at me perplexed and I walked away.

At least I gave them a story to share with their pals.

 

[SimuLord]

When on a date I thought was going poorly, the girl turns to me and says "so are you going to hold my hand or should I just assume you think I'm radioactive?"

Said I: "Well, I forgot my Geiger counter. Better safe than sorry," took her hand, and ended up dating her for about three months---a delightful spring fling.