What is the most rediculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about a video game...

[Credge]

Prove/disprove and "wiki" don't belong in the same sentence. I don't know (nor care) if you're right or wrong, but wiki proves nothing.

And I'm sure you're the kind of person that uses encyclopedias for facts. If only you knew the error of your ways.

 

[Failhammer]

Oh God. A friend of mine thought RPG stood for rocket propelled grenade.
I mean RPG as in the game genre. Yeah, seriously.

It does. Did he not know about the RPG genre?

 

[mattttherman3]

"Soulcaliber 4 is original!"-I'm afraid not

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

If I had a penny for every time I was in primary school and someone claimed to know how to get a Mew in pokemon...

Sorry for a late correction, but you can.

But only if you cheat right?

No. Surf out to the ss anne, then use strength to push it. You will then be confronted my Mew. That's what happenned to me.

That is a lie, right? I'm still gonna check though, I'm pretty sad.

As far as my memory serves me, it's true.

 

[Reg5879]

My mate has been saying for months his gonna buy an Xbox 360 and he has told me on more than one occasion, it makes me laugh coz I imagine him getting the RROD and me just laughing at him lol.

Dear me, fanboys like you annoy me so much, try fixing the grammar too, it is letting your one-man army down...

By the way, I've had my Xbox 360 for two years and haven't had the Red Ring of Death once.

Everyone has a right to hate a console and u seem to be the only one to complain about my grammer, so I dont care and also, I dont care if u had ur Xbox 360 for 2 years, it will probably RROD soon, like the rest of them.

 

[carlosvader77]

"Playing videogames makes you violent"
Ha! If that where true, at least 50% of the people in this post would be serial killers.
We're not, are we? :O

 

[Abercromby3]

"Call of Duty 6 is going to suck...Everyone in the freaking world is going to buy it, and it will be super-laggy because of it. Call of Duty 4 was like, the best selling game of all time."

...Where to even start? Firstly, Call of Duty 4 was pretty smooth with minimal lag and I bought it on the first day. I think it is fair to assume that Call of Duty 6 will be just fine. Secondly...Call of Duty 4 is HARDLY the best selling game of all time. It only broke like seven million, and that is only because they made it for almost everything. Call of Duty 4 on the 360 only sold about four million. It was certainly the best selling game in 2007, and one of the best selling games on current gen systems, but best selling game of all time? It wouldn't even make the Top 50 list...Unless of course the list includes only games from current gen systems.

"IT IS A DEMO!!"

I HATE people who use this excuse when someone has complaints about a game based on the demo. Yes, it is just a demo, but it is an accurate depiction of what the final game will be like. That is the cocking POINT of a demo! To give you a taste of what the game is like so you can decide if you want it or not. I have never, EVER seen a demo that is drastically different from the full game. The only difference is that the full game has much, much more content.

Every fucking time I see someone complain about a game based on the demo because of clunky controls, horrible HUD/UI design, icky gameplay mechanics, and similar such legitimate gripes there are always at least 50 people saying "IT IS JUST THE DEMO!!!" Really? Do you honestly, truthfully think that the full game will be completely different? If this was the case then demos wouldn't exist or have any point, because playing the demo to see how much you will like the full game would be about as helpful as asking the average cheerleader to help you figure out where the Togolese Republic is on a map of North America.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not one to say a game completely sucks based on the demo alone...Even though there are a lot of games I knew would suck after playing the demo. Merely, I'm saying that if the controls, gameplay mechanics, graphics, sound effects, and/or HUD/UI design are terrible in the demo, they will be just as terrible in the full game. After all, most demos are released soon before or soon after a game goes gold.

It isn't a gaming one, but a similar thing I found to be hilarious. Me and a friend were on the bus (Not a school bus) and these two really young kids were sitting behind us talking about Star Wars. Episode III was a few weeks away and they were discussing the prequels. One of them said "Yeah, I can't wait to see Anakin kick this Darth Vader dude's ass! He looks like such a pussy, I bet he is no match for Anakin!" My friend turned around and said "how old are you kids?" They were like ten and eleven. My friend said "Ah...too young to have seen the 'real' Star Wars trilogy...Okay, I'll let your ignorance slide...This time." The kids just stared at us as we laughed. To this day I still wish I was there to see their faces when they went to see Episode III...

you are truly a man of my own nature. fare thee well on they internats travels, good sir.

 

[Abercromby3]

My mate has been saying for months his gonna buy an Xbox 360 and he has told me on more than one occasion, it makes me laugh coz I imagine him getting the RROD and me just laughing at him lol.

Dear me, fanboys like you annoy me so much, try fixing the grammar too, it is letting your one-man army down...

By the way, I've had my Xbox 360 for two years and haven't had the Red Ring of Death once.

Everyone has a right to hate a console and u seem to be the only one to complain about my grammer, so I dont care and also, I dont care if u had ur Xbox 360 for 2 years, it will probably RROD soon, like the rest of them.

insecure poster is insecure

 

[Moonmover]

Enough of this "Zelda is a dude" silliness. That's a perfectly understandable error; one naturally assumes that the main character is the one that the game will be named after (I never understood why the series wasn't called "The Legend of Link," myself).

There is no excuse however, for believing that Zelda is the Ocarina of Time.

Let me repeat myself.

ZELDA IS THE OCARINA OF TIME​

 

[defcon 1]

PC Gaming is dead. Ok, it's not the most ridiculous thing I've heard but I'm just so sick of hearing it.

 

[Pain_Inflictor]

"Halo is a good game."

 

[Moonmover]

"Halo is a good game."

Halo is a good game.

 

[Jenkins]

o god i can remember some badddd stuff.



I know this was in 3rd grade but still this "friend" was such a bad lier.

"Gundams are real, my uncle owns a whole army of them and im a captain"

"Did you know that harry potter is really about me. im a secret character that can only be found in the game"

and lastly.
"the digimon universe is real, its all 3d virtual reality, my house has a special room for it"


let me mind you that this is the same kid that got EXPELLED from the school in the third grade for cussing out the supervisors repeatedly.

 

[Fortesque]

"The Pyro is the most Skill depended class"

I nearly died laughing at this 10yr old

 

[Hexenwolf]

You get to become a big daddy in bioshock haha

Uh... You do. Did you try saving all the little sisters? You become a Rosie. It's part of the main quest when you do that ending. It's pretty neat, you get 25% reduced damage from everything, period.

 

[Sir Ollie]

You get to become a big daddy in bioshock haha

Uh... You do. Did you try saving all the little sisters? You become a Rosie. It's part of the main quest when you do that ending. It's pretty neat, you get 25% reduced damage from everything, period.

If you read my other posts you see what i mean

 

[nova18]

I was in my local Gamestation rooting through the Bargain Bins, when a couple came in to buy a 360. The kid working there was explaining how Live works when the girl said:
Girl: NO
Employee: What? You don't want online?
Girl: My brother had that and it gave him all these viruses.
Employee: Really? Well they are designed to be virus-proof.
Girl: Fuck off, my brother had to change his number because someone on a game stole his information.
Employee: Oh, OK then, we'll leave the online for now.
Girl: Good, now where do we buy those little controllers that you wave around.

I was having a laughing fit, while this girls boyfriend just looked miserable/

 

[Elurindel]

"Halo is a good game."

Halo is a good game.

Halo is a slightly above average bread and butter space marine game with great music. This does not make it a good game. This merely means it has good music. hell, I listen to the music sometimes by itself because I would rather not have to play the game in order to hear it.