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jebussaves88

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Guy goes up to girl and asks her out.
She says no.
He returns to his group of friends.
"Oh well, at least I still have World of Warcraft".
 

O maestre

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Draygen said:
(I'm a musician)
Asshat: "Dude, you play guitar? Oh man, you'd LOVE Guitar Hero!"
Me: "Nah, I wasn't really digging it. I'm more into RPGs and shooters."
Asshat: "Dude, seriously. Its just like the real thing. I mean, its seriously just like playing a real guitar."
Me: *Red mist clouds vision and Asshat is no longer on speaking terms with me*
you have no idea how many times i have heard this argument, usually these people can't even tell the difference from a bass and an acoustic guitar, seriously I would be well within my right to smash them with all of them and lay down some education.



also back when tekken 3 was still fresh, one of my friends sincerely believed, and convinced everyone that Lei could shoot with his gun, that gunjack could shoot with cannons, and that Heihachi could send lightning between the ears of an opponent, and when near KO their heads would explode. oh yeah and that Gon could piss and vomit on opponents. In retrospect i think he mixed up MK with tekken.

another thing, which is more of a misconception; that the xbox 360 allows you to store music...lies, filthy bloody lies, just a little bitter

most recently alot of people have been claiming that GTA 4 had a good story, i disagree but anyway a mate of mine stated that the reason he thought the story was good, was because he thought it was based on actual events, and that Niko was an actual person ...naturally i laughed at his face for several minutes, and stated that he was a complete idiot
 

Vlane

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O maestre said:
Draygen said:
(I'm a musician)
Asshat: "Dude, you play guitar? Oh man, you'd LOVE Guitar Hero!"
Me: "Nah, I wasn't really digging it. I'm more into RPGs and shooters."
Asshat: "Dude, seriously. Its just like the real thing. I mean, its seriously just like playing a real guitar."
Me: *Red mist clouds vision and Asshat is no longer on speaking terms with me*
you have no idea how many times i have heard this argument, usually these people can't even tell the difference from a bass and an acoustic guitar, seriously I would be well within my right to smash them with all of them and lay down some education.
You can hear the acoustic guitar?
 

Grimm91

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That you could get Sephiroth in FF7 as a party member. I wished it was true but I knew it was not.
 

Blind0bserver

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Asehujiko said:
Vanguard1219 said:
Ignorant fucking cretins. Everything Games Workshop makes that people say they stole from Blizzard predates everything Blizzard has ever made.
This qualifies too.

The settings are very similar due to GW hiring Blizzard to make a WH game for them and then can it after Blizzard made the entire game for them so instead of letting themselves go bankrupt they changed some names and released it on their own. Turns out the game was a goldmine so they make a sequel, an expansion for it, a sci-fi spinoff, an expansion for that, another sequel with an expansion and a mmo with at this date, two exansions. GW was ofcourse kicking themselves in the head for their idiodicy so to cover up their decable for their shareholders they convinced their fans that EVERYTHING was Blizzard's fault and nor the fact that the games they license are typicaly crap nowadays(need i cite soulstorm?), their once interesting background material turned into a Smurfs fanwank and that they charge a rediculous ammount of money for their minis.($100 for a squad of Necron Immortals). Then they begged EA to make them rich again and were given EA Mythic, which took WoW, poured a bucket of grimdark on it, left the hype machine running overnight and called it a warhammer game.

Name me one thing other then "psuedo medival setting" that war invented and was later copied by wow. And by "war" and "wow" i mean the games "Age of Reckoning" and "World of Warcraft" and not "gw's entire ip range and everything licenced thereoff" and "wrath of the lich king" as people like you seem to read it more often then not.

Oh, and i dare you to call the protoss a ripoff of the tau.
Not to be an asshole or anything, but I did a couple searches and haven't found anything to back up your claim that the first Warcraft was originally going to be a game made for Games Workshop. If you can, I'd like for you to send me a link that can prove it.

Oh, and hell no I'm not going to compare the Protoss to the Tau. The first release of anything having to do with the Tau was three years after Starcraft first came out. If anything, the Protoss borrow some elements from the Eldar and don't actually rip-off anything. What do you think I am, a fucking idiot?
 

ButtonedDownParadox

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There was this one kid back when I was in middle school. Decent enough but he'd just spin the most pointless of lies.

He would tell me how in Grand Theft Auto III there is a Patriot with an Osama Bin Laden decal on the windows and how you could fly a plane into a building when in fact the game was completed up till September 11th then they went back to edit and tweak content in order to distance itself from the attacks.

Also he tried to convince me there was a Turok 4 for the N64. I asked him if he meant Dark Seeds or something but he stuck with Turok 4.
 

ROFLross

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Grimm91 said:
That you could get Sephiroth in FF7 as a party member. I wished it was true but I knew it was not.
I also wish that was true; I'm pretty sure there was a mod for the PC version where you could do that or some kind of Gameshark code that could get him in your team, oh well.
 

Des Esseintes

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Cxizent said:
If I had a penny for every time I was in primary school and someone claimed to know how to get a Mew in pokemon...
I did get Mew on my pokemon yellow.

Apparently it was avaliable as some sort of download at a convention of some kind.

It then did the rounds at my school using a trick to trade a pokemon while still keeping it.

Edit: Don't know how true the 'convention' thing is, I just traded it from a friend.

But I am 99% sure that I had it, I'll have a poke about for my old cart later.
 

Arachon

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"EVE Online is a market simulator" No... It's not... Sure, it has a complex market system and economy, but it is NOT a market simulator

"Super Smash bros Brawl is better than Melee" Yeah right... -.-

"The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is better than Wind Waker" (said by my classmate, I disagreed, a minute later, my teacher came around and told my classmate that he was stupid believing that TP is better than WW)
 

Syphonz

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"i bought xbox 360 cause i like games that don't suck"

needless for anyone to say 90% of games are multiplatform and available for both consoles (PS3 and 360).
 

Hookman

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JokerGrin said:
"All old games are rubbish, only from the Playstation onwards were games any good"

My god, that red mist came down then I swear. I should have got him put on the sex offenders register or something.
Know how you feel. I know a guy like that.
 

spuddyt

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my dunce of a brother once said "Halo 3 is now a PS3 exclusive", and then had the nerve to ARGUE with me about it.