What is the most rediculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about a video game...

[GonzoGamer]

"No More Heroes was made bad on purpose." If this is true, Suda 51 is not just the worst game designer, but also the most pretentious.

"Gamestop is the best place to buy that game."
Gamestop is the biggest ripoff in retail.

 

[UnemMun]

The most ridiculous thing I've ever heard comprises 80% of this thread.

"My opinion is fact!"

 

[Fortesque]

"doms wife is the locust queen" my friend who shared some info of gow2 prior to its release.

all i could do was look at him and say."how high are you."

Huh... the game would have made a bit more sense then...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

"doms wife is the locust queen" my friend who shared some info of gow2 prior to its release.

all i could do was look at him and say."how high are you."

Huh... the game would have made a bit more sense then...

the game made perfect sense to me. the whole riftworm thing was kinda stupid but hey it was a plot twist (kinda orginal too).

 

[Toranilor]

While tecnically not a "matter of fact", there are still a few things my "friends" have said that I'd want to Face-palm them for..

"I dont understand why nintendo and sony dont just put all their games on the computer, it would be so much easier and they would make alot more money"...

"WoW has the BEST GRAPHICS EVAR!"

"I play WoW for 4 hours a day, and i still have a life"

And then theres the troll-like "gamer" freind of mine who spouts into a lengthy conversation on the virtues of Halo3 whenever the Xbox is mentioned... He also claims dual analogue aiming is much more accurate than the mouse and keyboard.

There are also a few from my childhood, mostly revolving around Pokemon..

"Dude, in japan they've made REAL picachus, they just die in 5 weeks"

"If you get all of the pokemon, talk to that game dev guy in and get the certificate he gives you, then you can go to bill and get into Bill's garden, which is all that blocked off areas you see in the game"

"You can join team rocket at Nugget Bridge, and then all the fences dissapear and you can take stuff from the safari zone, but if the guy catches you you have to fight him and he has all lvl 100 pokemon"

We werent the smartest bunch in the world back then...

 

[AnonymsWarrior]

Ok, ok this is it guys.

'It's called the XBOX 360 because when you walk in and see it you turn around 360 degrees and walk back out the door.'

If you don't get it, you're an idiot.

 

[Neflame]

"It's the best game since Ocarina of Time." -I can't recall what game he was talking about, unfortunately. Probably because my brain was deprived of air for a moment when I passed out from laughing my ass off.

 

[Nazulu]

"It's the best game since Ocarina of Time." -I can't recall what game he was talking about, unfortunately. Probably because my brain was deprived of air for a moment when I passed out from laughing my ass off.

Ocarina of Time has been voted one of the greatest games in the world all over the world! Your going to keep hearing it now and again and if you don't like it you can go suck a lemon.

 

[Skalman]

From about every WoW-addict in my School:

"Single Player games are for losers."
"All single player games suck, they have no story."
"WoW is the only real game, I can't believe single player games even exist."

Yeah, I feel like snapping their necks every time. Fortunately, I tell myself they're not worth the trouble.

 

[Eagles158]

"I invented teabagging" (Only I think he said something stupid like 'Raping their face') I found that hilarious.

Also my friend telling me that they can make games multi platform in Bali... he's a bad lier.

 

[SSilverB]

"Dark Sector is only $15 at Gamestop, it's worth it."

No, no it was not worth it.

 

[mattttherman3]

"I am the best at Melee here!"-From my friend Larry, this is after 4 of us had just beat him in one on one competition.

 

[Grayjack]

"Call Of Duty 4 is the best game ever made."
99% of my friends.

 

[Cucumber]

Playing WoW with my retarded classmate, he's actually funny being near, it's like a trainwreck in slowmo!:

Friend: "Oh my gawd! WoW graphics are more crappy than I thought! Look at that grass, it's flat!"
Me: "Umm, that's a 'texture'. They're pretty hard to make 'non-flat'"
Friend: "Well, at least Crysis does it right. Crysis has NO textures at all!"

Well, he clearly misunderstood what i meant, but out of context it sounds hillarious!

 

[JoeKickAzz]

"There's gonna be a Halo 4!"
"no there isn't"
"yea there is its called Halo Wars"

that kid was never found.....take the hint.

 

[JoeKickAzz]

"I'm buying a PS3 just for Fable 2."
I wish I was kidding.

i little part of me just died...

 

[Acaroid]

"Call of Duty 6 is going to suck...Everyone in the freaking world is going to buy it, and it will be super-laggy because of it. Call of Duty 4 was like, the best selling game of all time."

You know what is the top selling game of the current Gen (not being a pakaged game)??

Wii Play and Nintendogs... that is kinda sad... and I wish i was joking...

 

[goten2195]

Not sure if you ment it to be like this, but a 360 degree turn puts you back where you started