What is the most ridiculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about anything...

[timmytom1]

I`m going to break your rule on creation for a sec , i remember this from a piece on the BBC news about how some schools refuse to teach darwinsism , i always remember the creationists defended plans by simply stating that darwins theory "was not compatible with the bible" no shit.

 

[ckam]

You realize that through this "bhuddist" kind of thinking it'll just lead to the fact that if nobody can be wrong, then nobody can be right either. There would be seriously no such thing as right or wrong or whatever. I see your example of someone that is colorblind, but they themselves realize that they are colorblind though, and accept that they can't do something that others can. But really, this "bhuddist" kind of thinking will just lead to nihilism, where nothing exists at all. Yes, it is also a part of philosophy but I could say, "You are wrong and I am right," and that just means that I still win the argument through even his own standards. Suddenly philosophy debates aren't fun anymore, especially when they're not in Policy Debate...
Now this douche was definitely not a "bhuddist" because he believes in the almighty God of Christ or whatever and he called whatever philosophy thing he had "perceptionalism". Also is bhuddist just Buddhist? (PS: It might be a trick question!)

edit: Whoops, didn't mean to double post

 

[ckam]

You realize that through this "bhuddist" kind of thinking it'll just lead to the fact that if nobody can be wrong, then nobody can be right either. There would be seriously no such thing as right or wrong or whatever. I see your example of someone that is colorblind, but they themselves realize that they are colorblind though, and accept that they can't do something that others can. But really, this "bhuddist" kind of thinking will just lead to nihilism, where nothing exists at all. Yes, it is also a part of philosophy but I could say, "You are wrong and I am right," and that just means that I still win the argument through even his own standards. Suddenly philosophy debates aren't fun anymore, especially when they're not in Policy Debate...
Now this douche was definitely not a "bhuddist" because he believes in the almighty God of Christ or whatever and he called whatever philosophy thing he had "perceptionalism". Also is bhuddist just Buddhist? (PS: It might be a trick question!)

 

[hippo24]

"It's just a theory, that means they don't know"

Talking about some scientific thing I fail to recall, think it was either evolution or something related to Newton.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory

"Hovercrafts don't hover, they only skim, they should be called skimmercrafts." My best friend.

Technically he's right

Necrons use Skimmer-Crafts.

Do they count?
Though on second thought, they look pretty "hovery" to me...

 

[Ajna]

Someone wrote (in a paper I was proofreading) several false facts, which I am proud of ridiculing her for to this day. Some include:

We skin animals alive (the pain makes the fur better! No, really. She wrote something about pain making the skin "better".)

We kill minks by anal electrocution (Yup. Because that is so efficient.)

Apparently, it's common to buy two fur jackets, as well as one leather one, all on the same day (and nothing else, mind you).

Hrm... What were some more...

I wish I still had a copy of that paper. It looked like it was bleeding when I was done "proofreading" it. More like rewriting it in red ink. >.>

 

[electric_warrior]

an actor? al pacino's a coffee not an actor- a friend being deadly serious
are seals birds or fish- not strictly a statement, by the same friend
guantanamo bay is in japan- same person again
rabbis are a type of ninja, i saw it on the mummy cartoon- same person

what makes this even funnier is that i'm being deadly serious

 

[purplegothchick]

"Twilight is an awesome book AND movie!"

"Jonas Brothers are hotter than you!"

"Hannah Montana is sooooooo coool!"

"Global Warming is such a negligible problem!"

"What's fasting?"

All of which, said by my ex-girlfriend. Dear God, I'm so happy I broke up with that brainless b***h.

Funny thing about all this, she's about my age.

And you were dating her why, if you don't mind me asking? (I'm kidding, BTW, she just sounds like a twit)


EDIT: Ooh, I just thought of one! In high school, I was always told by my peers that if I swallowed chewing gum, it would wrap around my heart.

 

[hippo24]

Apparently, it's common to buy two fur jackets, as well as one leather one, all on the same day (and nothing else, mind you).

Ive done it...



In WOW.
Maybe thats what she was talking about.

 

[muse-13-bliss]

"white people have caused every war"
some xenophobic brown guy at my school :/

 

[hannahdonno]

Apparently...
'Blood is blue whilst its in the body and only turns red when it oxidises upon contact with the atmosphere. It's why our veins are blue'

This was from my normally reasonable friend. Jesus, as they say, wept.

But that is true -_-

 

[similar.squirrel]

Apparently...
'Blood is blue whilst its in the body and only turns red when it oxidises upon contact with the atmosphere. It's why our veins are blue'

This was from my normally reasonable friend. Jesus, as they say, wept.

But that is true -_-

No. No it isn't. Even if it is, it isn't.

 

[purplegothchick]

"left handers have their heart on the opposite side"

Wow, that's news to me! (I'm left handed.)

"you eyes dont feel pain"

Poke them in the eye and see if they still think that.


My younger brother comes out with some corkers, he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, bless him. One of the best things he's done is this: When his toast popped up, he forgot about it, so I reminded him and a couple of seconds later, I heard the microwave going. That's right, he was microwaving his toast to heat it up. I worry about that boy sometimes.

 

[Blights]

Me: You know, you could just-

Idiot: Shut the fuck up!

Me: Free country mate, Forget that?

Idiot: No its not, you gotta pay for stuff!

/palm.

 

[Haydyn]

"Mods have the right to edit posts for a reason."~moderator

This was from a different forum. The mods go around and insult people, which is against forum rules, then when someone stands up to them, they edit their posts to make fun of them. Then when people say they are misusing their mod powers, they get banned. (For the record I was the one who stood up to them and got banned just yesterday.)

"This is why ALL religions are wrong."~random poster

"Diet (soda) pop can kill you."~Grandmother to my dad

"God just wants me to be happy."~false believer

"Everyone is the Bible was smoking pot."~friend making claims with no research

"Obama is a terrorist because of his name."~random non-voter.

Let me clear something up, I am in no way an Obama supporter. Im not making any claims that he is or isn't a terrorist. I just don't think someone's name can prove their beliefs.

"Health commercials can say whatever they want, freedom of speech."~doctor after we had purchased a health product after seeing a commercial that when used, would take care of the problem without her help.

"Mountain Dew is better than Dr. Pepper."~math teacher stating his opinion as fact

 

[Voodoo Child]

"You aren't gay you just think you are. Your brain has tricked you."

 

[McNinja]

"High school is filled with nice and understanding people" - My parents.

Let me please answer this Rhetorical question "BULLSHIT" !

"Jesus was white because white is the colour of purity"

Jesus was dark skin and silver is the colour of purity

Christianity would make alot more sense if Jesus was the silver surfer

My dad thought hardly anyone at school cursed, until i told him other wise. He was suprised, to say the least.

As, for the second thing... That would be awesome.

and OT: A girl in my JROTC class said: "Isn't the moon the closest planet to earth?" The entire class looked at her and was like "wow..." but she realized her mistake and corrected herself. It was funny as hell because she said it with a completely straight face.

 

[LeonLethality]

"Hovercrafts don't hover, they only skim, they should be called skimmercrafts." My best friend.

Technically he's right

If they skimmed, they wouldn't be able to go across concrete without causing serious damage to either itself or the ground.

But they don't technically hover either ?

they skover?

 

[LeonLethality]

"If we could use all of our brains we could perform telekinesis, pyrokinesis, cyrokinesis, telepathy, and mind control"

Of course.

But we do use all our brains O_O.

"Lost makes perfect sense you just don't know faraday's laws"

Faraday's law deals with electrolysis not time travel you fool.

Y'know whats funny the misconception of how we dont use our brains its more like "we only use 25% of our brains at any given time" using 100% would mean you would be haivng a seizure or something because you would be trying to sleep stay awake do every bodily function at once while doing math and riding a pogo stick (oh the list goes on either way using 100% of our brains is impossible at any given time)

EDIT: AH CRAP I double posted... damn my short attention span, I forgot I had JUST posted...

 

[shelficon]

My R.E teacher rfused to believe that the planets in our Galaxy orbit the sun. She is hype religeous, though, and I do know that lots of people think that the Earth is flat and that it is also the centre of the universe.

The thing I love about that is the fact most people throughout history DID NOT believe the world was flat. The media and word of mouth popularised this throughout the 20th century

 

[RobbPWNS]

I agree with the Kanye West thing. I would be so much happier without him, besides the fact that I hate his genre of music, he'll probably screw up SNL by getting on as a musical guest... unless he already has been, in which case I need to go acid wash my eyes.

Spiderman 3 was AWESOME!- My Nephew.

Twilight is the best book series since Harry Potter.- CoWorker, I try not to speak to her much anymore...

But My Personal favorite:
'I am the voice of this generation'- Kanye West
NO You are the voice of your own fucking ego, which I will admit is the size of this generation, but you are not even in the running!