What is the most unintentionally funny game line?

[Treblaine]

Might be funnier by result of the face acting, but this guy is brilliant. And I'm pretty sure all original recordings were not supposed to be hilarious. I almost died towards the end.

4:56 "I like girls, but now... it's about justice"

Also a collection of out of context sound clips from Resident Evil '96

 

[Suijen]

Firstly, I refuse to believe that anything in Deadly Premonition was unintentional. There was a larger plan at work there.

Secondly:


I refuse to believe that anything can top this.

I had "People of the AMS, this is Goldman", Goldman's silly laugh, "this is a present from me to you", "I've been waiting for you friends", "there was nothing we could do", and "I have made a creature to rule over mankind" as ringtones. My wife told me that it creeped her out though. The game is so silly with those stupid keyboards in front of them.

Dynasty Warriors also has a few crazy lines also.

Anyone remember Resident Evil 4 when Leon yelled out "I don't think so...BRO!"?

 

[Arkley]

The Resident Evil series has always been the ongoing champion of terrible dialogue, but there's one exchange in Resident Evil 4 that rivals the infamous "master of unlocking" and "Jill sandwich" exchanges.

Spoiler

Saddler: It's nothing to get all upset about. Don't tell me you've never swatted a bothersome fly! In essence, it's the same thing.

Leon Kennedy: What did you say?! Insects' life doesn't compare to human lives!

The text in bold, in particular. Resident Evil 4 may be one of, if not the greatest game of the last generation, but god damn is it badly written.

 

[Srs bzns]

snip

#18 is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

 

[Treblaine]

Spoiler

#18 is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

I know right

Also, notice how when he lip-synch to the female voices suddenly he looks like a woman with a stick on beard? That hearing a feminine voice apparently coming from a face makes it seem womanly. Not very, but in a kind of Winona Ryder way.

Also

Most of these but especially 4:13

"This is no ritual... IT'S TERRORISM!"

I spit-take when I originally heard that.

 

[Sarge034]

Everytime the merchant speaks in resi 4, but thats equally just awesome as well.

Ahhhh, I'll buy it at a high price, stranger.



OT- I know of a few, but the one that jumps to mind is Captain Price from COD 4.

It is all serious and tense and then "WE............ ARE........... LEAVING!" I died the first time I heard it because I was laughing so hard. The ship blew up around me, and I was still laughing.

 

[Fishyash]

Aha, thats the one i was thinking of. I also found where i originaly heard that quote;


Its not my video, but its quite funny.

Yeah I know about that video. The only reason I knew about that video before you shared it was because I was going to show my friend (about a couple of weeks ago) THIS. Which is the original video.


But the face acting one makes it so much funnier.

 

[Gunner 51]

What no love for the immortal line from Resident Evil...

Jill: What is it?
Barry: Blooooooodddd (in a very, very strange way.)

Hope this is not CHRIS' blood!

And of course other Barry Classics:

"Jill... Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if YOU, the MASTER of UNLOCKING, took it with you."

"That was too close! You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"

"Take....a look....at this!"


I loved how they put those lines into RE5 when playing as Barry: "What.....is this!?!" just as he blows a enemy's head off.

Ah, good old Barry Burton. The king of god-awful lines. It'd be ace to get Resident Evil 1 on XBLA or PSN like they did with Code Veronica - just to hear those immortal lines...

 

[Teddy4d]

ehat about in heavy rain when you're looking for you're kid "JASON!"

 

[As Seen On 360]

"ARRGH! I'M ON FLAMES"

Battle Network games are notorious for terribly translated dialogue.

I had to laugh at that. Since I can't think of anything at the moment, I'll second this line.

 

[Yureina]

Here's another one I find amusing at times.

Spoiler: Woohoo for 4-letter words and poor quality!

 

[Innegativeion]

It is clinically impossible to get through a certain boss battle in kingdom hearts without breaking down in teary laughter.

Spoiler

http://guothb.ytmnd.com/

I swear to god it doesn't even sound ANY different from that ytmnd page.

at.

all.

Something tells me this Robert Costanzo fellow wasn't told his voicework would be blared repeatedly in rapid succession for minutes and minutes at a time.

 

[1nfinite_Cros5]

Anyone remember Resident Evil 4 when Leon yelled out "I don't think so...BRO!"?

You're welcome.

 

[MrBaguette]

"I have a bad feeling about this" as I'm walking in a cave with corpses of zombiies scattered about

 

[Hal10k]

"I have a bad feeling about this" as I'm walking in a cave with corpses of zombiies scattered about

What game was that from?

OT: Just remembered this:


Yes. That exists.

 

[MrBaguette]

I think it was a resident evil game

 

[Terminate421]

I always laugh at this:

 

[XMark]

Metal Gear Solid 4: "If you won't be a slave to fate, follow your destiny"
I literally facepalmed at that line.

 

[Doneeee]

I was playing gtaIV earlier when I stumbled across this. It starts at about the 1:00 mark. You'll know becuase you'll feel like death.

 

[Yopaz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

This, made a somewhat emotional scene into a facepalm moment.

How do I make videos appear on my post? thanks in advance.

Not sure if anyone has replied, but anyway put this (without spacing [ youtube = H8qG4AlK1qk] The letters after = are the ones from the Youtube url.


OT: I am one for the classics so I put my vote on Barry and the Jill sandwich. That alone made it worth it to buy the DS remake of the game.... I always turn the sound way up when I get to that part.