What is the Most Useless Superpower you can Think of?

[Igor-Rowan]

The ability of cure any disease, by passing them to yourself.
Pyrokinesis with no immunity to fire.
Expand your body, but your density is the same so no added strengh or resistance.
Seeing ghosts, and only seeing them, not hearing them, not touching them.
The Midas Touch.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The abulity to influence the outcome of coin tosses, but only 50% of the time

The abulity to digest food by looking at it.

The abulity to be independent from gravity and stick to a static point in space.

The abulity to travel into the future one second at a time.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The ability to become invisible while playing the trombone.
The ability to know the exact number of sand-grains on any given beach.
The ability to know how to make fantastic new inventions but without the ability to physically assemble them or indeed, the ability to explain how they work anyway.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Perfect teeth you don't have to brush, but you're cursed with bad breath.

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

Seducing OPs mom. No one wants that.

 

[Saltyk]

The supernatural ability of 20/20 hindsight

 

[twistedmic]

The power to enjoy Adam Sandler movies.

That ability can be easily replicated with severe brain trauma and/or terminally bad taste.

The ability to translate any text into cuneiform and only cuneiform.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

The ability to translate any text into cuneiform and only cuneiform.

You'd make a killing as a cuneiform teacher though.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

The power to tell whether something is purple in natural light rather than just under the old type of fluorescent lightbulbs that used to be popular in retail stores.

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

The ability to read people's minds when they are brain-dead.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

The ability to be useless in every situation

 

[Erttheking]

The ability to talk to animals. Because they don't have the intelligence to have anything worthwhile to say.

 

[Wolf Hagen]

The ability to turn menthol cigarettes into Usual ones, once they are lit.

The ability to magnetize paper for 2 minutes and 17 seconds.

The ability to perfectly memorize 2 year old memes that failed to become popular. Not newer, not older.

 

[Bobular]

The ability to accurately know any information, as long as it is useless to the current situation. Comes with the added bonus of an irresistible urge to tell everyone around you.

 

[Borty The Bort]

The ability to absorb vast amounts of water like a sponge. This does not help you in any shape or form, you just feel slightly soggier.

 

[Saltyk]

The ability to accurately know any information, as long as it is useless to the current situation. Comes with the added bonus of an irresistible urge to tell everyone around you.

Oh. I think I have this power. I can never remember things that are relevant to the topic at hand, quotes, even certain words. I'll always know them when they aren't important, but the minute I'm discussing it with someone I'm completely unable to remember any of it.

 

[WindKnight]

I'm going to use a real-life example, and go with the guy who's digestive tract ferments any sugar he eats into alcohol in his stomach, meaning just eating and drinking anything gets him drunk.

 

[Foreman]

The ability to put people in other people but only if you put them in a woman

 

[Canadamus Prime]

The supernatural ability of 20/20 hindsight

I pretty much have that now.

The ability to talk to animals. Because they don't have the intelligence to have anything worthwhile to say.

How do you know?

OT: The ability to read your own mind.