What is the Most Useless Superpower you can Think of?

[pookie101]

the ability to absorb and use other peoples superpowers by touching them.. in this world

 

[Raddra]

The ability to win internet arguments.

 

[Remus]

The ability to age backwards, active at birth.

 

[Foreman]

the ability to absorb and use other peoples superpowers by touching them.. in this world

you're saying super powers don't exist in this world?

 

[Cap'nPipsqueak]

The ability to speak to fish.

Oh wait.

 

[Harrycanyon1982]

What about Thunder's power in Big Trouble in Little China like whenever he gets mad he inflates and turns into a Garbage Pail Kid then explodes into salad?

 

[kiri3tsubasa]

None can be turned off

The Cumtouch: The ability to make anyone you touch have an orgasm.

The Wiff: The ability to toss Dice and always have them land on 1. Would make you the life a party in D&D

Mental Flatulence: The ability to make anyone you look at hard enough to suffer a brain fart, can include yourself if you look in a mirror.

 

[Strazdas]

The ability to take over other people illness. The only way to use this power is to make yourself sick, cha!

 

[Worgen]

The ability to be unable to materialize lactose.

 

[Foreman]

You can run faster than light but you don't have Required Secondary Powers (Like seeing faster than light)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Analysis/RequiredSecondaryPowers

 

[Specter Von Baren]

Quantum vision that lets you see all possibilities future events hold for you, but only the bad ones.

It cannot be turned off.

Meh, I already got that one.