What is The Perfect Female?

[DefunctTheory]

One who buys her own damn diamonds.

Serious Answer: No such thing. Perfect things are boring.

What you're saying doesnt make sense. A perfect woman isnt 'perfect' if she's boring.

When people make these threads, they want to know about the 'perfect' traits a women should have. Super sexy, smart, funny, etc, etc, etc.

But that's BORING.

Which means there is no such thing as a perfect woman.

Proving my first (Or second I guess) statement.

 

[OutofMind634]

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[Mister Benoit]

Natalie Portman is the perfect woman. Certainly.


edit: Crap. Can't embed, but click the YouTube link or this one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q], for the actual video.
And OP, if your looking for proper responses: make proper effort on the original post.

She's beautiful, intelligent, has a great sense of humor and can pull off a shaved head flawlessly.

Also she was fantastic in Lionel.

I don't think my perfect girl exists because she'd be similar to me but a 5'2 asian lady.

 

[funguy2121]

Leona Andrev. Google her.

Well, according to my google search, she's a porn star, is a prostitute and has a penis. Now let the Always Sunny references come flooding in.

 

[Hoplon]

One who buys her own damn diamonds.

Serious Answer: No such thing. Perfect things are boring.

What you're saying doesnt make sense. A perfect woman isnt 'perfect' if she's boring.

When people make these threads, they want to know about the 'perfect' traits a women should have. Super sexy, smart, funny, etc, etc, etc.

But that's BORING.

Which means there is no such thing as a perfect woman.

Proving my first (Or second I guess) statement.

Your defination of perfect is really odd. really really odd.

If you mean you find the same old repetative horse shit being trotted out when people are asked what they like in the opposite sex, I can understand that.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Natalie Portman is the perfect woman. Certainly.


edit: Crap. Can't embed, but click the YouTube link or this one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q], for the actual video.
And OP, if your looking for proper responses: make proper effort on the original post.

She's beautiful, intelligent, has a great sense of humor and can pull off a shaved head flawlessly.

Also she was fantastic in Lionel.

I don't think my perfect girl exists because she'd be similar to me but a 5'2 asian lady.

Yes she is. And also extremely talented, and in my opinion, the best actress of all time.

Lionel? ...Oh, I think you mean Léon? That's the best exception of a very young actor doing a fantastic performance, as opposed to the child actors in movies usually being bland, bad, and predictable.

Good luck with finding the barely-existing asian lady!

 

[Sleepingzombie]

For me its something like Balsa in: serei no moribito

 

[TheSolemnHypnotic]

Silent, and a good cook.

 

[Aurgelmir]

http://picfor.bildero.net/0015BF41/Yvonne-Strahovski-sexy--hot--girls--%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B0--%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%B2%D1%83%D1%88%D0%BA%D0%B8--%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BA%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_large.jpg

To me, she's the perfect combination of cute, beautiful and sexy.
I've been watching a lot of Chuck lately, if you couldn't tell.

Did you know she is the voice of Miranda in Mass Effect 2?

Hell Miranda seriously look like her only with black hair

 

[binvjoh]

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To me, she's the perfect combination of cute, beautiful and sexy.
I've been watching a lot of Chuck lately, if you couldn't tell.

Did you know she is the voice of Miranda in Mass Effect 2?

Hell Miranda seriously look like her only with black hair

Yeah, and that only makes it even better.

The reason why she and Miranda not only have the same voice but also look alike is because they scanned her face.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Yup. Actually, no such thing exists.

Kind of an oxymoron your post is. First with the answer providing and then with the there cannot be such thing -stating. Woof.
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[Ladette]

/looks in mirror
/looks at extensive game collection
/looks at porn files
/smirk

Nah, perfection is boring. I prefer slightly broken things.

 

[PowerC]

Intelligent, funny with a dry sense of humor, dosen't want to jump to far to fast, but eventually wants to have a family, a bit adventurous, but won't mind staying in and watching a really good movie every so often, free spirited and willful, a little on the nerdy side, a social butterfly (to compliment my not being very social), cute in the way that she make you want to like her, can stand on her own two feet through whatever life puts her through,wants to acheive great things, and brunette( though thats just personal preference) to me, that makes the perfect woman

 

[dkyros]

Umm isnt perfect female an oxymoron... oh no I didn't

just kidding about that, thought something absurd needed to be said before thinking of something thoughtful especially for such a subjective thread as this.

Truthfully I dont think my perfect female exists but I will list things I would look for in the perfect female.
1. Enjoys sports but is only as good as me but not better. I enjoy sports but how can it be fun if I am always losing.
2. Enjoys video games and is better than me. I usually play coop games and its great to have a strong player. Not that I am a bad player but I am more of an average gamer that messes around sometimes but can get serious.
3. Enjoys anime. Not a huge deal but I enjoy more anime than the average person and thus would look for this in a female.
4. Doesnt enjoy MTV. Its trash TV, fun to watch for 30 minutes/year like a train wreck you cant look away from but seriously some annoying crap.
5. In shape. By this I mean both physically fit and that curvacious body that isnt usually associated with physically fit girls. Kinda rare to find.
6. Not a religious zealot. Seems like every girl I date is overly religious. Gets on my nerves bc logic isnt applicable in some arguments
7. Can handle her alcohol. Not that I drink alot but I want someone that can drink and doesnt make a fool of themselves (need someone to look after me)
8. Great cook. Now this isnt sexist this is just bc I am a horrible cook and I am pretty sure I would starve if i was a picky eater but I guess I can thank years of drinking to the destruction of my taste buds.
9. Into my kind of music. I listen to everything but am more into alt. rock than mainstrain pop/rock.
10. Isnt married. This tends to complicate things but that should be obvious
11. Accepts me for who I am.

Well Im sure there is more but w/e that would be my perfect women in a nutshell.
PS dont let my gf see this =)

 

[hardpixelrain]

Honestly? I don't really think there is one. Sure you could say there is an ideal girl but I can't really say that because I don't believe you know what your ideal girl is until you are exposed to her.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

Leona Andrev. Google her.

Well, according to my google search, she's a porn star, is a prostitute and has a penis. Now let the Always Sunny references come flooding in.

And she's GORGEOUS! I mean if were saying perfect as in superficial looks.

 

[creepy_rabbit]

Me, duh
OT: Hayley Williams