What is The Perfect Female?

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Woodsey

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I very much doubt most people have anything as specific as a "type", so trying to come up with a "perfect" girl is pretty fucking hard.
 

Del-Toro

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A purely subjective concept, which depends on personal taste and an acceptance or rejection of social norms and generally held views. There is one, and only one thing common to each man's (or lesbian's) perfect woman and each woman's (or gay guy's) perfect man: it is something they will never truly find. Even if someone possesses all the desired traits, assuming they have no undesired ones, that person will still have at least a little bit too much or too little of that trait. I'm sure what I mean is understood: the proper components are there, but the proportions are off. I don't just mean that physically. I'm talking personality wise as well.
 

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SaneAmongInsane said:
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Leona Andrev. Google her.
Well, according to my google search, she's a porn star, is a prostitute and has a penis. Now let the Always Sunny references come flooding in.
And she's GORGEOUS! I mean if were saying perfect as in superficial looks.
Not my cup of tea, with or without the penis, but then again I haven't spent a lot of time looking at transsexuals before.
 

BENZOOKA

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GreatTeacherCAW said:
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Yup. Actually, no such thing exists.
Kind of an oxymoron your post is. First with the answer providing and then with the there cannot be such thing -stating. Woof.
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Not at all. IF there was such a thing as a perfect woman, it would be Natalie Portman. But then she got pregnant and ruined that, now didn't she? Perfection balances on a shady precipice.
I'm guessing that once she gets that bloody baby out of his system (just realized on how many levels that works, brilliant. And now I ruined it by mentioning it :c ...), she'll reinvent herself, becoming even better than ever before. At least I like to think that. Anyways, she seems like a wonderful person, no matter if there's some baby pukes flying in the air for some time.

Perfection on subjective matters requires imperfections, to exist. But yes, the Woof is strong in this one.

I'm really having a hard time taking this topic seriously, since the original post is like a paratrooper, hoping to make the perfect landing in exactly the right place, without even using the parachute, in fact just having it halfway packed and never remembering to take it with on the plane.
 

BENZOOKA

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creepy_rabbit said:
Me, duh :p
OT: Hayley Williams
You know you can just spell it out if you're Hayley Williams. No sense in being modest otherwise either.
 

Meanmoose

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A flawed one. A perfect one would have been scary. I like some of the flawes of the people I love.
 

creepy_rabbit

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BENZOOKA said:
creepy_rabbit said:
Me, duh :p
OT: Hayley Williams
You know you can just spell it out if you're Hayley Williams. No sense in being modest otherwise either.
Umm what are you talking about? Im not...ehm.. Im just gonna leave this thread...
 

BENZOOKA

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creepy_rabbit said:
BENZOOKA said:
creepy_rabbit said:
Me, duh :p
OT: Hayley Williams
You know you can just spell it out if you're Hayley Williams. No sense in being modest otherwise either.
Umm what are you talking about? Im not...ehm.. Im just gonna leave this thread...
First you said it's you. Then you said it's Hayley.

It's all in good fun. Don't read too much into it.

Bye bye!
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Impluse_101

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Perfect.....is impossible to reach. Male, Female, Living, Dead, existing, unexisting.

You cannot do nothing, because nothing is something.

Therefore, Nothing is perfect.
 

shroomie

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Perfection is non-existant, but a really great woman is one who doesnt go searching for it. A girl who is always happy doing what she loves with who she loves would be my 'perfect' woman, I cant bare to see a woman cry in sadness or pain.
 

babinro

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Genuine honesty, open-mindedness, and a relatively optimistic/realistic outlook.

This is extremely rare to find in my opinion, and the few woman I've met that appear to fall into that category are already married.
 

Altorin

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doesn't the concept of a "perfect woman" fly in the face of feminism? I mean, aren't you asking us to deconstruct the various pieces of a woman down to their constituent pieces and put them back together? Just seems a little silly to do this sort of thing when researching feminism.
 

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This thread has schizophrenia. It's like "what values should women emulate" mixed with "what kind of girl do you want." Although both of them are about composing lists of what you want women to be like, so I guess they're similar in that way.
 

Icaruss

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Tall(i've a thing for women my height) Intellgent,intresting, and as devoted to me as i am to her.oh and at least ok looking.
 

Spy_Guy

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Trustworthy, loyal and friendly.

That's what I'd be to my woman of choice, and I'd very much like it if those actions were reciprocated.

Trustworthy:
Any relationship not built on a foundation of trust is ultimately hollow and meaningless. The perfect woman (for me, what with this being subjective) is one I'd be able to trust with my life, and I'd make sure she could trust me with hers.

Loyal:
This strongly ties in with the above point. A friend is not a true friend in any way, shape or form if they're not prepared to support their friend through thick and thin.

Friendly:
As the old saying goes: Treat others the way you want to be treated.
I would personally find it difficult to be friendly to a person who isn't friendly back.

So, there we have it, my view on what the perfect woman would be like. At least, I'm sure I wouldn't want to share hugs with anyone lacking these traits.
 

Pinstar

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There are two ways to define perfection in a person: Biologically and Socially.

Biological perfection is certainly possible. A biologically perfect woman would be free of any genetic defects, a healthy immune system and a pre-disposed resistance to most major illnesses. She would have wide hips, capable of easy childbirth and be highly fertile so she could pass her perfect genes easily to her children. That is where the definition of 'perfect' ends. Skin color, hair color, breast size, height, gait, facial symmetry and other aspects of 'beauty' can't be included in the concept of biological 'perfection' as they are more aspects of social beauty.

Social perfection, which is how a woman would 'act' perfect, is a MUCH more nebulous concept. Because expectations differ not only between cultures but individuals as well, it is impossible to have a specific way of acting that would be perfect to everybody. As such, there is no universal way of acting that would be seen as the 'perfect role model' for other girls.
 

Kiefer13

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There's no such thing as the perfect female/woman. Or the perfect male/man, for that matter. Even if perfection were some kind of objective standard that could be accurately measured (which it really isn't), it would be unattainable. People aren't perfect, and speculating what a perfect person (of whichever sex/gender) would be like is pretty much impossible anyway, due to no clear idea of what "perfect" is.

Besides, if "perfection" = "without flaw", then they'd barely be an individual at all, since it is a person's flaws that help to make them the individual they are.