What is the scariest Quote of all time.

[Guitarmasterx7]

I've always found "Til death do us part" to be kind of an awkwardly morbid and intimidating phrase, given the context it's usually used in. It always gives weddings the feel of one of those horror movie scenarios where some overly innocent thing like a small child or a toy has some kind of hidden malicious intent.

It's like saying "I love you honey, more than anything. The only way you're getting away from me is in a body bag." Am I the only one who finds that a bit unsettling?

 

[Vault101]

Not quite acurate but....

"I figured out what that thing was, it was a morality core they installed after I tried to flood the labs with a deadly neuotoxin, to stop me from flooding the labs with a deadly neurotoxin, now why don't you just sit back and relax while I warm up the toxin emitters"

Sure it may be funny but if youre in Chells position its pretty scary

 

[Queen Michael]

The last line in this story:
A girl is sitting at home alone, watching TV, when an emergency broadcast comes on. A serial killer has escaped from prison. She tehn looks out her tall glass doors.
The killer is standing there.
She quickly picks up the phone, ready to dial 911, when she looks at him again.
He's closer to the house now, but there's no footprints in the snow. she then drops the phone in fear of what she just figured out.
The man isn't outside.
It's his reflection.

Now that scared me.

 

[Legendary Alucard]

 

[Aeterna]

"Hello ___, I want to play a game."

More gory than scary but his voice creeps me the fuck out.

 

[Kingsman]

Please tell me were this is from.

www.creepypasta.com

Check the forums. The site has a section dedicated to Creepypasta (no shit) for people who want to try making their own. The site sorts them based on which are asked to be submitted to the front page of the site, and which are merely practice. Sad thing is, you miss a couple of real gems that deserve to be posted, like this one, merely because they're too long or the author didn't feel like it.

tl;dr: Check the forums, and start looking through the Creepypasta section archive.

 

[Mikeyfell]

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy..."

 

[Athol]

This has been rattling around my thought meat for awhile, and I dont know where its from.

Ye, look upon me and despair;
For lo I am the Angel of Death,
And I have come for thee.

 

[obscuredlimits]

"Please, God..."
"God? No God." from 30 Days of Night. And is delivered by one very disturbing vampire with something close to a smile on his face. Creepy as hell.

 

[Red Bomb]

These always freaked my out abit: "Do you know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world, to not know why you're here."

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity"

 

[ayylamao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWtuK5TnLbc

at the end, and he just talks creepy...

Also, gil alexander from bioshock 2

 

[shadyh8er]

Serious Answers:
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - Hannibal Lecter

"Put your fuckin' mouth on the curb!" - Ed Norton's character from American History X. When I first saw that scene I thought "What the hell is he gonna- OH MY GOD!"

"Been a long time, comrade." - Krauser from RE4.

"Run." - from the nightmare sequence from The Brave Little Toaster.

"I bet you can squeal like a pig!" - Deliverance. (Please don't make me describe the scene).

Stupid Answer:
"Some time last night, I was all alone in my room...when suddenly out of nowhere...the smell of a fart that wasn't mine wafted into my nose!" - Osaka from Azumanga Daioh.

 

[greenyboy27]

Green Mile:

"Don't put the bag on my head, im scared of the dark..."

 

[DaJoW]

"But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."

 

[ckam]

Hello, Clarice.

 

[hazabaza1]

Heres a story from good ol' www.creepypasta.com

"Don?t dismiss this outright as the work of some raving lunatic. There?s some sense to this story, if you?ll just hear me out?

Look, we all wonder if time travel is possible, right? Well, let me tell you something? it is. I?m from the future, actually. I know you probably don?t believe that, but seriously, I?m from the future. It?s a really great thing; getting to see the past, watching events unfold? stuff like that. We know more now than we ever would.

Behind all the fun, though, there?s a more serious aspect. We aren?t supposed to go in our own lifetime, and we are NEVER allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I?m breaking that rule right now. Yes, kid, you?re talking to yourself. Your future self. I?m going to be executed for this, but you know what? I accept that. I?m preventing something by talking to you that is WORSE than death. I can?t tell you outright what to do, because the filters would catch it. This is the closest I can get, trust me. I can, however, send a little message.

You should probably read the first word of every paragraph, now."

DLBY?
No, seriously, I don't get it. Explain, please?

 

[Elephant Walker19]

Heres a story from good ol' www.creepypasta.com

"Don?t dismiss this outright as the work of some raving lunatic. There?s some sense to this story, if you?ll just hear me out?

Look, we all wonder if time travel is possible, right? Well, let me tell you something? it is. I?m from the future, actually. I know you probably don?t believe that, but seriously, I?m from the future. It?s a really great thing; getting to see the past, watching events unfold? stuff like that. We know more now than we ever would.

Behind all the fun, though, there?s a more serious aspect. We aren?t supposed to go in our own lifetime, and we are NEVER allowed to contact our past selves. Let me tell you, I?m breaking that rule right now. Yes, kid, you?re talking to yourself. Your future self. I?m going to be executed for this, but you know what? I accept that. I?m preventing something by talking to you that is WORSE than death. I can?t tell you outright what to do, because the filters would catch it. This is the closest I can get, trust me. I can, however, send a little message.

You should probably read the first word of every paragraph, now."

DLBY?
No, seriously, I don't get it. Explain, please?

Don't look behind you

 

[eljawa]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you