What is the stupid-ist way you have Injured your self?

[I Stomp on Kittens]

What is the stupid-ist way you have hurt yourself?


Mine would be trying to kick a pillow as hard as I could when I was younger. I missed the pillow and kicked the floor(it was inside and we don't wear shoes inside)and broke my toe...it was pretty stupid

 

[implodingMan]

I was preparing a bonfire for an outdoor party I was hosting, and while I was starting to get it lighted I was randomly burning things in the vicinity (being the pyromaniac I am).

There were some balloons left over from another event and I set a few up around the area. Being a bit bored, I tied a balloon to a stick with a bit of string and was seeing how close I could hold it to the flames before it popped.

It popped and a tiny burning piece of plastic flew through the air and wrapped itself around the bit of skin above my lips and below my nose where you grow a mustache (what the hell is that called anyway?).

I got off pretty easy, the piece was small, and although you can see a burn scar, you actually have to look for it. I'm just happy it didn't go in my eye.

 

[rottenbutter]

Jumped from a tiny set of stairs in a McDonald's play area, and tried to swing on a padded bar. I broke my leg.

 

[Remleiz]

probably trying a flying head scissor take-down on my friend off the top of my garage when i was younger


guess how that turned out

 

[Ago Iterum]

Gaming. I was playing a wrestling game once, and to get out of a hold I had to thrash the analogue stick around for a while, and it gave me a blister on my thumb, which popped over the controller the next day, got infected, and the infection spread to my hand, which was in turn, swollen for 2 weeks. My right hand. I'm right handed.

And it hurt, a lot.

But a less SHIT way of injuring myself was mis-judging the depth of a stream in Wales.

You know where that one's going.

 

[the captain]

I was once running a hammer drill when the drill bit broke off. My hand was holding up what I was drilling into and I stuck the broken bit about an inch into my hand. Hurt like hell and because it was still spinning when it stabbed me it wouldn't stop bleeding for about 2 hours.

 

[Noamuth]

I was jumping on the bed when I was little. I somehow lost my balance and went flying face first into the wardrobe, leaving a nice bloody smear down it. I broke my nose.. First time out of three.

I think I was more worried about my mum at the time, since she had told me not to jump on the bed or I'd hurt myself. Whoops.

 

[Kogarian]

Sled off the back off a car. Worst part was I hit my butt on the bumper (the vehicle was parked at the time).

 

[Iron Mal]

It has to be the time when I managed to shoot myself in the eye with a BB gun (and no, it wasn't the stereotypical 'hmmm...what if I look down the barrell' scenario).

I was using a pan as a makeshift target and I was perfectly fine just shooting at it until one of the rounds rebounded and flew straight back at me, nailing me in the eye (I was about 11 when this happened and it hurt like hell).

I had to wear an eyepatch for a week.

 

[Duh]

i was going down one of those stairs that are like
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and got my leg stuck in one of the holes hanging upside down

 

[DrummerM]

probably trying a flying head scissor take-down on my friend off the top of my garage when i was younger


guess how that turned out

Ouch.

 

[Aschenkatza]

I got two stupid moments.
One day I was eating lunch and my friends told me to sit on the other side, I went to sit down and missed the seat, yes MISSED, and bruised my butt.
When I was way younger I was playing cops and robbers.. and I was the robber. I was running away on my cute little pink scooter, when I decided I should "crash" and get caught. I crashed, fell on my hand and broke my pinky finger. I got caught, and had to get a miniature cast for my finger...

 

[One Seven One]

two ways

one) when i was about 12 or 13 i was riding a scooter outside, on the road, and i hit a bump an fell into a ditch and broke my arm

two) thanksgiving of 2008 i was at my mom's friend's house and, well they have this odd light that you have to walk in front of to turn on it was pitch black outside and the place to turn it on was on something that came off the ground, so i was walking trying to turn and walked right off the edge and into a pointy plant

 

[Benny Blanco]

Broke a beer bottle against a wall in an alcoholic rage... shards of glass flew into my face.

Swinging between two desks back in my school days when I overbalanced and chinned myself on the lino covered concrete...

Repeatedly attempted to learn nunchaku tricks. If you've been there you know what I mean.

 

[JDviewer]

When I was 10 I was playing Rounders and ran to get the ball after it had been struck, but my friend chased after it too. We then ran into each other cartoon style and knocked ourselves out.

 

[bruMackBBQ_89]

tossing the ol pig skin at skool around til my friend throw it to high above and i followed it running backwards [ccccrrrraassshhh!] and cracked my back head on a corner of some huge wooden box.

 

[Ckasoe]

I held my hand under *hot* water for half a minute over a five dollar bet... it was at work.
I never got the money but I did get two paid "sick" days and a trip to the hospital for a FIRST degree burn.

I've also lit my self on fire numerous times, occasionally on purpose.

On a side note my friend nearly chopped his finger off while screwing around with a hatchet... sober.

 

[asinann]

I once feel asleep under a HEMTT without putting chok blocks down. It rolled backwards over my shin.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I accidently stabbed myself with a coloured pencil when I was six, got the pencil out, the leads still in my arm...