What is the stupid-ist way you have Injured your self?

[Zersy]

Gaming. I was playing a wrestling game once, and to get out of a hold I had to thrash the analogue stick around for a while, and it gave me a blister on my thumb, which popped over the controller the next day, got infected, and the infection spread to my hand, which was in turn, swollen for 2 weeks. My right hand. I'm right handed.

And it hurt, a lot.

But a less SHIT way of injuring myself was mis-judging the depth of a stream in Wales.

You know where that one's going.

HOLY SHIT !!

thats disgusting and something that made me say cringe

mine has to be

Either Purposely eating a a lighted match (Trying to impress some friends by doing a Circus Act) but it Really HURT burn my upper lip and tongue (Fine now there is no scar or marking)

or

Whe i tried to to hit someone wiht my Backpack and dislocated by Right arm because of the amount of force i put into the swing .... i missed as well ! but damn dislocating a Limb is really painful it just kept on hurting !!

 

[Grimm91]

I was playing with a lighter and caught my hair on fire. I also tried to run up a ramp and jump and the ramp gave way.

 

[XJ-0461]

Recently I ran into a locked door. Not too bright I know, but I didn't know the door was locked.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Thinking I could still ride my bike after it was put in a little trailer. Ofcourse when the trailer took off, obviously it was top heavy and the bike fell, taking me with it. The result was a huge gash in my forehead from the steer.

 

[Kodlak]

Trying to juggle knifes... and I can't juggle in the first place.

 

[RollForInitiative]

I believe it was preceded by the words "Stick my leg behind my head? Sure, I can do that."

I'm still paying for that mistake years later.

Additionally, I once fractured my collar bone when somebody picked me up and dropped me on my head during a game of British Bulldog.

Edit: Come to think of it, the real winner has to be the time my lung spontaneously collapsed while I was walking up the stairs. I can't say I ever saw that coming.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Once I got really drunk and started running (I thought, for some demented reason, it would sober me up a bit) and I tripped and fell, some guy was looking at me and once I got back on my feet I told him something, can't remember what it was, but I'm pretty sure it was something considering his mother and sexual orientation... When I got back to my friends, that were looking for me everywhere since I was the only one drunk, I sat down only to figure out I tore my jeans and left knee apart. That was a nasty flesh wound that hurt like hell for a whole month! That was about a month ago :S

 

[zauxz]

I was cutting cheeze with this razor sharp army knife, and i got this ich on my cheek....

true story.

 

[GoOutside]

I electrocuted myself when I was a kid by trying to physically control lightning by sticking a tv antennae into a house jack. This worked about as well as it sounds. Then a few years later I again tried to mess with electricty instead trying to recreate a defrilbrillator using car batteries. Needless to say, I no longer believe in Darwin and survival of the fittest.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I jumped off a high wall.
For some reason, I assumed putting a thin layer of grass over concrete would soften the blow.
DAMN MY SIX-YEAR-OLD LOGIC

 

[ace_of_something]

Myself? On myself? Well, once upon a time I fixed power tools for a large retailer - who shall remain nameless ? for a living. I cannot count the number of times I hurt myself.

While demonstrating to a customer how to use a lawn edger, which if you don?t know is a spinning blade that cuts into the ground and makes the edges of grass not grow over your concrete. The blade for this reason is set to go very low. Not paying attention I started the tool with the blade already dropped and engaged (someone had moved it from it?s safe position and I hadn?t checked. The blade shot tons of sparks off the concrete we were standing on and snapped into several pieces one of which lodged right into my right ?upper thigh? (the side of my ass) I don?t know if you have had a 2 inch piece jagged piece of metal in your hindquarters but I assure you it?s not a feeling you want to endure. The ride to the hospital was unpleasant because I was sitting on my wounded area. I got 5 stitches and had to get it removed and since your bum is mostly fatty (even one as rock hard as mine) it didn?t really damage anything important. Now, A lightning bolt shaped scar à la Harry Potter on the side of my butt.

 

[ace_of_something]

Or, I can tell you how many bruises I have on my body and I only know how I got one of them.

Firstly, Do tell.
Secondly, I hate myserious bruises.