What is the weirdest question that anybody has ever asked you?

[crimsonshrouds]

I work at wal-mart (aka wally-world)
"Where's the toilet paper?" Im standing half way down the toilet paper aisle breaking down boxes while being asked this question.

A girl no older than 14 asked me while I was stocking the GV bleach. "Where's your tattoos?"

 

[Soxafloppin]

'If you where trapped in the world trade centre when it was burning, and there was this unicorn, and he wanted to have sex with you, and his penis is really big and if you did he would give you a paracute,would you?'

Did that question give rise to an even wierder response? XD

i replied with a 'wtf' expression.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

"Do chickens shit eggs?"

... No I am not joking.

 

[Dr_Matt]

"I'm sorry, sir, you do what to a sheep?"

From a USDA officer after I explained what haggis is.

 

[Aardvark]

Am you what are we is a Dethklok Employee?

Then the table was broken by a diamond encrusted codpiece.

 

[wewontdie11]

"Man, I wish I had one. Do you just like put it in stuff when you're bored?"

Unfortunately it's exactly what it sounds like.

 

[red_dawn_97]

"what would you pay me to bone this fish?"

0_0 Who asked you that?

me and my friend were fishing off a pier and i caught a really ugly ass fish and he asked me if i would pay him to fuck a fish

Erm.. "Boning" a fish is what you do when you remove the bones inside the fish. You know, the same way it's called "skinning" an animal when you remove the skin from it.

no i mean when he stuck his big fat fish stiffy up whatever the fish have hole

 

[Julianking93]

Some 7 year old I have never seen before was kinda lurking around behind me one day when I was waiting in line at Starbucks, and I asked him what he was doing.

He replied, "You can see me?"

 

[feebstalicious93]

i'm gay?

 

[drakenabarion]

"Are those your real lips?"

To this day I have no idea why I was asked that... 'tis a mystery!

 

[AeroZeppelinSevenfold]

I've just been asked if I was gay, when I was obviously joking about saying a man friend of mine was sexy.

Some girls are just so stupid.

 

[Xyphon]

I was running the deli at my job and had just finished serving a mother and her 10 year old daughter. The 10 year old runs around the deli, grabs my crotch and asks me how big it is.

I have never given such a "WTF!?!?" face in my lifetime.

 

[FoolKiller]

"Can you spell Saskatchewan?" - whilst entering a nightclub

 

[Logic 0]

Why is the sky blue?

 

[SmartIdiot]

"Would you like a sweetie!?" as a friend hands me a BIG bag of ecstacy pills.
I politely declined.

 

[AvsJoe]

"What kind of plane is shaped like a triangle?" My little brother, 8 at the time, asked while he, my dad, and I were driving on the highway. I was about to respond the Concorde when the fucker flew less than 500 metres above our head (we were driving by an airport at the time).

My God that was loud! One of my favourite memories right there.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

"Would you nibble my toes if we dated?"

 

[slyeye]

"I'm driving down the road in a canoe and the doors fall off, how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house?" Boy I had fun answering that one.