What is the worst game you ever played?

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MurderousToaster

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Simpsons skateboarding. Whoever made that game deserves to be shot, and then their corpse defaced by Michael Jackson.
 

Syphonz

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Mortal Kombat Trilogy (PSX/N64).

You take all three (well 4 if you count Ultimate MK3) Mortal Kombat games, jam all the pallet swap ninjas into one game along with other characters from previous games. What do you get? an ugly cluster fuck of mashed games put into one. how do you think it looks when you see a pallete of MK1 Raiden fighting a pallete of MK3 Shang Tsung in a MK2 backround? I'll tell you what it looks like: Diaherrea, piss, and vomit in a bowl. That's what it looks like.

Not to mention the Fatalities were cheesy as hell too.
 

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This is the second of this thread this week.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.83401

And this ^^ is the umpteenth time this topic has been done anyway. Now as much as I don't really care, using the Search button is kind of standard now, since if you don't someone will nail you on it. I kind of think there should be a limit, that a thread can't be started if it has already been done within month or two. I mean come on at least make an effort to check. *shuts up about people not using the search button*

It has already been established that the worst game of all time was E.T. for the Atari 2600. /thread
 

MiracleOfSound

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Red Ninja

Everything in this game was utterly horrendously broken, from the godawful platforming control mechanics to the schizoid camera to the wall ruins and jumps that no amount of skill and repetition could improve your chances of eventually fluking.

The only redeeming feature of the game was being able to perv up your character's komono when she jumped or crawled.

Serves me right for buying a game just because it was cheap and had a hot girl on the box. lol
 

Tarmon'gaidin

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Oh man don't even get me started over that awfull fishing game for the wii.
I'll never be able to erase those horrible memories from my mind.
 
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Grenbyron said:
Mass Effect. Only works if the orbit of the moon coincides with the vertex of the earth with the outer rotational velocity of Jupiter on Monday.
This made me lol... A lot...

Also, Quake 4
Finished it because... Meh, dunno.
 

Raptoricus

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Well before I post this I just want to say *THIS WASN'T MY GAME* was a present from my old step-mum to a step-brother, and it was... *drum roll* M&M's Shell Shocked! My god what an awfull game, whatever reasoning she had for buying this game was wrong, just wrong.
 

MiracleOfSound

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Grenbyron said:
Mass Effect. Only works if the orbit of the moon coincides with the vertex of the earth with the outer rotational velocity of Jupiter on Monday.
It was thoroughly broken on 360, framerate was like being at a mid 90s strobe filled rave.

Fantastic game though, when it worked properly.
 

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Demise. The only time it worked was when I pressed up, down, up, down, up, left, left, right, up, up, left, right and somehow died. Instantly. No combat or anything. Then the game crashed, my computer had to be restarted and it only runs once every millennium now.
 

geldonyetich

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Man, it's bad enough you're making a redundant thread, but did you need to copy the title word for word [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.68782]?